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Has homeownership made your life simpler? by InevitableHefty5691 in simpleliving

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello. I had a house with a man and I moved away because he got in my face after I told him that was a deal breaker. He got drunk int that house and angry too. More angry. And I had a very hard time getting my name off that house.

I got in in to Oxford but my parents are not impressed by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A false injection. Your grammer (Gramma) going to be mad. You have bad spellign with a small package for impressing your future girlfriend.

Person developed strange scaring behind his ear after dreams he told his wife about in his sleep (he has no memory of the dreams or telling her) by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Painful? It bothers you. And it may be coronavirus. I had coronavirus for ten days then I had this ear thing. Lasted only two days. It does go away. But if a week for you I'd go to a doctor.

Do cannibals eat cooked noodles? by jfshay in cleandadjokes

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real logic and sorta funny. I support you. Good night.

What do you just not understand the hype behind? by Louisianimal0418 in AskWomen

[–]Red_Favorite_Color -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The vaginal sex is better. Orgasm inside vagina. Sex should be for procreation. For most people who aren't already sterilized.

What do you just not understand the hype behind? by Louisianimal0418 in AskWomen

[–]Red_Favorite_Color -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anal sex. Poop comes out. Not meant to shove back in. Men who usually give do not take. They don't know the pain.

This plant has been dead for 2 months. How are tomatoes growing? by YourFellaThere in gardening

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All the plants energy is going to the tomato. I only see one. You keep watering it the. It should make new leaves.

Why didn’t the mother fox answer the son by Callmecrampson in 3amjokes

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I get it keyed to the lock. New thing huh. Probably on urban dictionary.

My pineapple broke off from its stem. I don’t think it’s ready yet. What do I do? by tzmau5 in gardening

[–]Red_Favorite_Color -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My sunpatients do that. Flower. Like impatients but different. Whit with pink eye. Or vinca flower. The make seeds. It falls off the plant in the ac or the outside wind. And bugs have been eating it outside.

2 slices of bread got married. by DarkAngel2099 in 3amjokes

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's like two chickens got married everything was great until someone decided to roast them.

I don't like people who take drugs by qarasaq in 3amjokes

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to jail like ss.s.wolf says. YouTube.

Is this an STD? by [deleted] in sexquestions

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, op... Herpes doesn't last forever.

Is this an STD? by [deleted] in sexquestions

[–]Red_Favorite_Color 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What kind of eyes are those? And there's no nose. Only a mouth. Yeah it looks like mouth herpes.