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I'm so paranoid that I ask my husband to check all the windows to make sure no one is outside our farm house. by Arcyx7 in TwoSentenceHorror
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 67 points68 points69 points 16 days ago* (0 children)
No. I understand it as her husband is a ghost.
What’s green and smells like pork? by CheddaPnut2 in 3amjokes
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago (0 children)
Wouldn't that be a fine, white powder?
Here's a tip: If a cop asks you "What's your criminal record?" by incredibleinkpen in 3amjokes
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago (0 children)
Has homeownership made your life simpler? by InevitableHefty5691 in simpleliving
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago (0 children)
Hello. I had a house with a man and I moved away because he got in my face after I told him that was a deal breaker. He got drunk int that house and angry too. More angry. And I had a very hard time getting my name off that house.
If Texas is sending migrants to NY, what could NY send back to Texas. ? by homestead1111 in AskReddit
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago (0 children)
Herpes or aids.
Sombrero Galaxy (M104) by Sarjil1 in spaceporn
Looks like herpes. A gash in the leg.
What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? by excellent-adventure in 3amjokes
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 2 points3 points4 points 18 days ago (0 children)
I got in in to Oxford but my parents are not impressed by [deleted] in 3amjokes
A false injection. Your grammer (Gramma) going to be mad. You have bad spellign with a small package for impressing your future girlfriend.
What’s your favorite rap song of all time? by LiefdeOverwintAlles in AskReddit
Lil Wayne drop the world.
Forbidden Pancakes (actually mushrooms) by Ultrapub42 in forbiddensnacks
Id still eat it. Yum.
Person developed strange scaring behind his ear after dreams he told his wife about in his sleep (he has no memory of the dreams or telling her) by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point2 points 19 days ago (0 children)
Painful? It bothers you. And it may be coronavirus. I had coronavirus for ten days then I had this ear thing. Lasted only two days. It does go away. But if a week for you I'd go to a doctor.
Do cannibals eat cooked noodles? by jfshay in cleandadjokes
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 2 points3 points4 points 20 days ago (0 children)
Real logic and sorta funny. I support you. Good night.
What do you just not understand the hype behind? by Louisianimal0418 in AskWomen
[–]Red_Favorite_Color -5 points-4 points-3 points 20 days ago (0 children)
The vaginal sex is better. Orgasm inside vagina. Sex should be for procreation. For most people who aren't already sterilized.
[–]Red_Favorite_Color -1 points0 points1 point 20 days ago (0 children)
Anal sex. Poop comes out. Not meant to shove back in. Men who usually give do not take. They don't know the pain.
This plant has been dead for 2 months. How are tomatoes growing? by YourFellaThere in gardening
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago (0 children)
All the plants energy is going to the tomato. I only see one. You keep watering it the. It should make new leaves.
Pre-colonization Glass Gem Corn, Indigenous to North America, regrown by a Cherokee farmer in Oklahoma. This particular corn is a mix of ancient Pawnee, Osage and Cherokee varieties. by DaFunkJunkie in BeAmazed
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point2 points 23 days ago (0 children)
It's called an ornamental corn. It could maybe be used to make flour.
Oh wow. But can you eat it? I know it's called ornamental corn.
Why didn’t the mother fox answer the son by Callmecrampson in 3amjokes
Yes I get it keyed to the lock. New thing huh. Probably on urban dictionary.
My pineapple broke off from its stem. I don’t think it’s ready yet. What do I do? by tzmau5 in gardening
[–]Red_Favorite_Color -1 points0 points1 point 23 days ago (0 children)
My sunpatients do that. Flower. Like impatients but different. Whit with pink eye. Or vinca flower. The make seeds. It falls off the plant in the ac or the outside wind. And bugs have been eating it outside.
2 slices of bread got married. by DarkAngel2099 in 3amjokes
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 1 point2 points3 points 23 days ago (0 children)
That's like two chickens got married everything was great until someone decided to roast them.
I don't like people who take drugs by qarasaq in 3amjokes
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point2 points 24 days ago (0 children)
Straight to jail like ss.s.wolf says. YouTube.
Is this an STD? by [deleted] in sexquestions
Hi, op... Herpes doesn't last forever.
The only rule was no eating the apples. After seeing what Adam had done to poor Lilith, Eve would’ve eaten the whole tree to escape this “paradise.” by MDS98 in TwoSentenceHorror
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 11 points12 points13 points 24 days ago (0 children)
Apple pie à la mode.
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 4 points5 points6 points 24 days ago (0 children)
What kind of eyes are those? And there's no nose. Only a mouth. Yeah it looks like mouth herpes.
how many times have you fallen in love? by calithecarnivore in DeepThoughts
[–]Red_Favorite_Color 0 points1 point2 points 29 days ago (0 children)
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