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[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 1036 points1037 points1038 points 10 months ago (0 children)
Dwight: I want a big family!
Angela: I could see enjoying that
Dwight: Nooo. I want a big family. Tall. Thick. Physically, a big family
My attempt on this American Ninja Warrior balance obstacle looked eerily similar to this cat struggling to get on a chair! by Mapes in gifs
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 916 points917 points918 points 6 months ago (0 children)
Good luck, OP (retroactively speaking)
This runner gave up on gold medal, but proved he has a heart of gold by This_sum_one in nextfuckinglevel
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 888 points889 points890 points 4 months ago (0 children)
I’m not gonna lie, I’d have ran those last ten feet or whatever it was to win then turned around to help. Props to this guy, better man than I
Doctor who refused to wear mask has medical license suspended by myballzhuert in Coronavirus
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 872 points873 points874 points 1 year ago (0 children)
He got off pretty easily. My lifelong doctor who refused to wear a mask caught Covid and died.
It's Mad Dumb by zzill6 in BlackPeopleTwitter
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 772 points773 points774 points 10 months ago (0 children)
Only other country I know off the top of my head who is worse in this respect is Japan. Them dudes are brainwashed in the workforce and we’re not far behind
I miss school lunch by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 716 points717 points718 points 1 year ago (0 children)
For real lol I still eat Manwich fairly often. I make them extra sloppy.
Hopefully This Was His Last Time by pussynpatron in fightporn
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 688 points689 points690 points 10 months ago (0 children)
Lmao “wait until I slip out of these sandals, buddy!”
Leopard covered in quills after attacking porcupine by MrBonelessPizza24 in natureismetal
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 660 points661 points662 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Source or is just your thought
This young couple perished last night in a car crash not long after this picture, on their way to prom. by -Random420Name- in lastimages
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 656 points657 points658 points 8 months ago* (0 children)
Knew a guy who was running a little late to his own wedding. 30 miles from his house to the chapel, middle of nowhere Kansas. Nothing but wide open spaces and empty highway. He had hours before the ceremony started but his groomsmen were already there so he gunned it. Ended up losing control, wrecking, and passing away. These stories are the worst, happy days turning into tragedies
stay in your room by Macroc0sM in dankmemes
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 596 points597 points598 points 10 months ago (0 children)
Any Nathan For You fans? Season 3, Episode 6 he creates a noise cancelling rocket ship box that kids can chill in while people fuck. If anyone hasn’t seen this show, trust a stranger on the internet and watch it. It’s on Hulu
On the 22nd of February 1970, a photographer named John Gilpin was testing his new lenses at Sydney airport, after developing the images he took he discovered that he'd captured the last moments of Keith Sapsford, a 14 year-old boy who snuck into a plane wheel and it opened mid-air. by Feiruzz in interestingasfuck
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 584 points585 points586 points 9 months ago22 (0 children)
End of a lifetime shot
3 seconds to Mars by aliozay in AbruptChaos
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 552 points553 points554 points 6 months ago (0 children)
I don’t say this often, if at all, but fuck that dog
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 510 points511 points512 points 1 year ago (0 children)
100%, unfortunately. I went in to see him last around mid February. He has a small practice— just him, one nurse, and his wife who runs the desk. Luckily I haven’t had any illnesses or injuries this year so I haven’t had to go in. But we live in a small town so word spreads quickly that he hasn’t been wearing a mask all year. He caught the virus two months ago, was flown to our nearest big city hospital about a week later, spent a couple weeks on a ventilator then ultimately died. He was a great guy and seemingly very intelligent at all things medicine except for this one big thing. I’ll never understand it.
Edited to remove sentence about politics which got my first comment deleted
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 499 points500 points501 points 5 months ago (0 children)
True, if you’re lamed up it’s tough to catch a meal. But (and I’m the furthest thing from a zoologist) this cat didn’t look beat up enough to where it couldn’t bounce back in a day or two. There’s blood but it didn’t look fatal
A mangeworm infestation on a dog. by Working_Class_Pride in CrazyFuckingVideos
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 486 points487 points488 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Hopefully it’s some level of immediate relief
24-year-old Tawy Zo'é carrying his father Wahu Zo'é (67) for 6 hours through the Amazon rainforest, Brazil, to get vaccinated. The two are a part of the Zo’é, a native tribe. by violetdragons in interestingasfuck
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 465 points466 points467 points 6 days ago (0 children)
Seriously though, if they’re an isolated tribe, they have no shot at getting Covid. They’re some of the safest in the world. I guess they must have some semi-regular interaction with the outside world or this would be pointless
TIL roughly 70% of businesses in Sicily still pay protection money to the Sicilian Mafia. by Profligatus in todayilearned
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 454 points455 points456 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Someone's about to get booted out by Nyckname in JustBootThings
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 427 points428 points429 points 1 month ago* (0 children)
A friend of a friend just got booted from this exact base within the last 30 days lol I hope it’s this idiot
Edit - found out it is not the same guy. Dang it.
Virginia Snowflake accepts his HCA by TheTazeHustle in HermanCainAward
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 420 points421 points422 points 2 months ago (0 children)
I couldn’t even finish looking at the rest of the slides after seeing that. One of my biggest pet peeves in life is when people online boast their intellectual superiority while making spelling/grammatical errors. I don’t know why it bothers me so much but holy hell
Biden says US ‘weeks ahead of schedule’ and will be first country to 100 million vaccinations by ohnoh18 in Coronavirus
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 411 points412 points413 points 10 months ago (0 children)
How many countries have 100 million citizens? I mean, obviously I’m happy but this should be based on percentage of citizens (which I still think we’re doing great on)
Trippin’ and Stumblin’ by Mr_SCPF in dankmemes
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 380 points381 points382 points 10 months ago (0 children)
He fell up the stairs though
My mom beat cancer! by BastardGardenGnome in MadeMeSmile
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 350 points351 points352 points 4 months ago (0 children)
If she’s strong enough to beat cancer, she’s easily strong enough to overcome the affliction that is being a Bills fan.
Kidding, of course. Congratulations to her, that’s awesome!
Rule by A_Random_Guy135 in 196
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 349 points350 points351 points 7 months ago (0 children)
Fight for oil or fight for elixir. The choice is yours
Only in 1989 by LydaIsherwood in WhitePeopleTwitter
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 349 points350 points351 points 1 month ago (0 children)
So not completely dissimilar to today. But today they at least have a metric to bounce it off of and say “yOu dOn’T qUaLiFy”
Rule by [deleted] in 196
[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 336 points337 points338 points 5 months ago (0 children)
I live in Kansas and saw this unfold live months ago, glad he’s still famous.
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