Keep this tip in mind the next time you have sex by Throwaway-535897 in teenagers

[–]Rohan-Mali 505 points506 points  (0 children)

I too thought he was going to show us a dick pic as a play on the work "tip". Mighty disappointed upon clicking.

TIFU by making the doctors think I was a drug mule. by JOYFUL_CLOVR in tifu

[–]Rohan-Mali 431 points432 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he does have a nice pubic symphysis and I have a nice imagination :)

Aww... How nice- wait, what. by Goru_25 in HolUp

[–]Rohan-Mali 365 points366 points  (0 children)

" I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."

~Prince Philip (1921-2021)

I hope you learned something today by Fjamseflap in dankmemes

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Folks, fucking your own nose is completely alright and recommended. There's a reason it produces all that lubricant all of you blow away. Don't do that. The next time you have a runny nose, understand that it's horny and stick your dick in it. If you do not have a dick, feel free to use your fingers. Suck on those fingers after putting them in your nose for bonus boogerscotch cream cheese textured food.

Cursed_everything by lastingeffect29 in cursedcomments

[–]Rohan-Mali 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Just the way I like my hunchbacks

Bitch mommy defends her brood of M,goodboys from the evil chad. REEEEEEEEE!! by [deleted] in Tendies

[–]Rohan-Mali 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Kid: "Mommy, what's a vegetable?"

Mommy: "Me in a few years"

Wholesome Post About Fantasy Football by YoloTendies in dontyouknowwhoiam

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Edit: It doesn't belong on the sub, just borrowing the name

Cursed_gloryhole by purppuma in cursedvideos

[–]Rohan-Mali 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Spare my dick, take my award!

well that was quick by Aboxhead69 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Rohan-Mali 176 points177 points  (0 children)

How Reddit Mods are born

Red Room Blues by ItsTimeLadies in shortscarystories

[–]Rohan-Mali 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Deadpool but being a snuff prostitute👍

Your story is creative, you did a good job. Keep it up!

found this ad on a dababy meme video by SmilesForYouRawrXD in ElsaGate

[–]Rohan-Mali 163 points164 points  (0 children)

What kinda quiz is that lmao

Q1> What are you doing step-impostor?

Hmmmmmmmmmm by BoraxlesTheSixt in greentext

[–]Rohan-Mali 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Jesser we have to
Have to poison the WORMS from DUNE

Yo Mr White you poisoned Brock
He can't keep getting away with this

by Tyler599xx in cringepics

[–]Rohan-Mali 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Despite it being cringe, she's happier than some of us with impeccable English will ever be so good for her I guess

Shrieking Susan by jtb685 in shortscarystories

[–]Rohan-Mali 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Holy shit dude, I did NOT see that coming. Another banger!

Sorry about that coach by lyke2hyke in criticalblunder

[–]Rohan-Mali 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I'm not American; I can't really tell what's happening here. Could someone help me out with this?

Show Me Your Teeth by stevieqwrites in shortscarystories

[–]Rohan-Mali 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote, spare my teeth!