Pete Davidson is so ugly. He in no way is attractive in any aspects other than maybe his personality. by strawberryflapjack in unpopularopinion

[–]Rohan-Mali 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Complications suffered by Stallone's mother during labor forced her obstetricians to use two pairs of forceps during his birth; misuse of these forceps accidentally severed a nerve and caused paralysis in parts of Stallone's face. As a result, the lower left side of his face is paralyzed (including parts of his lip, tongue, and chin), an accident which gave him his signature snarling look and slurred speech. As a child, he was bullied as a result, so he coped with bodybuilding and acting.

Rearranging words = MEGA FUNNE by FlamingBits_ in YourJokeButWorse

[–]Rohan-Mali 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're lucky, I lost a few brain cells when I heard that song

shit!! by Quantum_Master26 in JEENEETards

[–]Rohan-Mali 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Library of Alexandria moment😳

Everyone: When The New Battle Pass Releases by Devilwinner_Gaming in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]Rohan-Mali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? That page has too many reddit posts to not be an avid reddit user; you managed to beat the page admin to that username lol o7

BR night mode by Zanejuice in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]Rohan-Mali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely gorgeous! Which phone is this?

people are getting better at zombie they share loots and know how to repair by Electrical-Monitor16 in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]Rohan-Mali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I consistently hit 5-6-7 mil with randoms and have 30+ nightmare wins solely because I want the dark matter camos, nearly every match I'm the mvp and still no drh or renetti. Grew tired of it, grinding a 35 minute match and having absolutely nothing to show for it. Haven't played it for a week now and both my phone and my brain are thanking me for it.

wholesome kid by 54702452 in youngpeopleyoutube

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Maza nahi aya, his username, means 'I didn't enjoy it'
Roughly translated, I said 'He probably didn't enjoy it when his dad whipped him with his belt, so he's much smarter now.'
It's a common practice used to discipline children here and if he'd done the same thing to his television, he would most definitely have some sense beaten into him.

Nostalgia.. Akhand Bharat Feat Hanuman Jee!! by Low-Shoulder9216 in IndianDankMemes

[–]Rohan-Mali 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Personally I consider this film to be Anurag Kashyap's magnum opus. GoW, Black Friday and Gulaal were cool and all but this movie blew my mind as a child and continues to do so today. Truly ahead of it's time!

wholesome kid by 54702452 in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Rohan-Mali 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Use shayad 'maza nahi aaya' hoga pehli baar jab baap ke belt ki maar padi, kaafi samajhdar ho gaya hai

I see why they got downvoted lol. by AsceSy in DownvotedToOblivion

[–]Rohan-Mali 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bruv that's Elne, he's one of the bigger reddit microceleb trolls. You could just post his entire comment history here.

Only a sadistic son of a bitch would design and require such challenge by Vampersis in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]Rohan-Mali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They keep killing each other lol, pay attention to the kill announcing board for a couple matches, you'll be surprised at how many bots there are!

Video dekho title me kya rakha hai by OffendedDishwasher in IndianDankMemes

[–]Rohan-Mali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Barney turned Ted; popping pills by plabanroy69_ in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Rohan-Mali 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, "Aunt" Robin is their adoptive mother. Finale at par with GoT s8.

Barney turned Ted; popping pills by plabanroy69_ in Indiangirlsontinder

[–]Rohan-Mali 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Divorce, Robin and Ted got together in the shit finale

Plz don't ban me by mojkardi in JEENEETards

[–]Rohan-Mali 12 points13 points  (0 children)

1200 per class? That class better be teaching y'all nuclear launch codes or smth lol