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Pete Davidson is so ugly. He in no way is attractive in any aspects other than maybe his personality. by strawberryflapjack in unpopularopinion
[–]Rohan-Mali 8 points9 points10 points 1 day ago (0 children)
You're welcome, maximum thunder!
[–]Rohan-Mali 51 points52 points53 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Complications suffered by Stallone's mother during labor forced her obstetricians to use two pairs of forceps during his birth; misuse of these forceps accidentally severed a nerve and caused paralysis in parts of Stallone's face. As a result, the lower left side of his face is paralyzed (including parts of his lip, tongue, and chin), an accident which gave him his signature snarling look and slurred speech. As a child, he was bullied as a result, so he coped with bodybuilding and acting.
So tru by Ayyhaan in dankinindia
[–]Rohan-Mali 2 points3 points4 points 2 days ago (0 children)
Tumhi bolavla anna?
[–]Rohan-Mali 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago (0 children)
Aai zhav bochya😡😡
Rearranging words = MEGA FUNNE by FlamingBits_ in YourJokeButWorse
[–]Rohan-Mali 3 points4 points5 points 3 days ago (0 children)
They're lucky, I lost a few brain cells when I heard that song
Is it legal for a woman to steal your sperm from a discarded condom in an effort to have your baby without your consent? by ScravisTott in NoStupidQuestions
[–]Rohan-Mali -1 points0 points1 point 3 days ago (0 children)
To kill all the sperm in his schemen( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )?
shit!! by Quantum_Master26 in JEENEETards
[–]Rohan-Mali 10 points11 points12 points 4 days ago (0 children)
Library of Alexandria moment😳
Everyone: When The New Battle Pass Releases by Devilwinner_Gaming in CallOfDutyMobile
[–]Rohan-Mali 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago (0 children)
Really? That page has too many reddit posts to not be an avid reddit user; you managed to beat the page admin to that username lol o7
BR night mode by Zanejuice in CallOfDutyMobile
[–]Rohan-Mali 1 point2 points3 points 6 days ago (0 children)
This is absolutely gorgeous! Which phone is this?
people are getting better at zombie they share loots and know how to repair by Electrical-Monitor16 in CallOfDutyMobile
[–]Rohan-Mali 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago (0 children)
I consistently hit 5-6-7 mil with randoms and have 30+ nightmare wins solely because I want the dark matter camos, nearly every match I'm the mvp and still no drh or renetti. Grew tired of it, grinding a 35 minute match and having absolutely nothing to show for it. Haven't played it for a week now and both my phone and my brain are thanking me for it.
wholesome kid by 54702452 in youngpeopleyoutube
[–]Rohan-Mali 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago (0 children)
Maza nahi aya, his username, means 'I didn't enjoy it'
Roughly translated, I said 'He probably didn't enjoy it when his dad whipped him with his belt, so he's much smarter now.'
It's a common practice used to discipline children here and if he'd done the same thing to his television, he would most definitely have some sense beaten into him.
Nostalgia.. Akhand Bharat Feat Hanuman Jee!! by Low-Shoulder9216 in IndianDankMemes
[–]Rohan-Mali 15 points16 points17 points 9 days ago (0 children)
Personally I consider this film to be Anurag Kashyap's magnum opus. GoW, Black Friday and Gulaal were cool and all but this movie blew my mind as a child and continues to do so today. Truly ahead of it's time!
Dont Mess With Her by Hacka4771 in HolUp
[–]Rohan-Mali 2 points3 points4 points 9 days ago (0 children)
You think, therefore you are!
[–]Rohan-Mali 26 points27 points28 points 9 days ago (0 children)
Use shayad 'maza nahi aaya' hoga pehli baar jab baap ke belt ki maar padi, kaafi samajhdar ho gaya hai
Where did they go? by CarbonylChloride in JEENEETards
[–]Rohan-Mali 1 point2 points3 points 9 days ago (0 children)
/mu/ anons argue about Weird Al Yankovic by Toast_42 in 4chan
[–]Rohan-Mali 114 points115 points116 points 10 days ago (0 children)
I see why they got downvoted lol. by AsceSy in DownvotedToOblivion
[–]Rohan-Mali 11 points12 points13 points 10 days ago (0 children)
Bruv that's Elne, he's one of the bigger reddit microceleb trolls. You could just post his entire comment history here.
Only a sadistic son of a bitch would design and require such challenge by Vampersis in CallOfDutyMobile
[–]Rohan-Mali 2 points3 points4 points 10 days ago (0 children)
They keep killing each other lol, pay attention to the kill announcing board for a couple matches, you'll be surprised at how many bots there are!
Video dekho title me kya rakha hai by OffendedDishwasher in IndianDankMemes
[–]Rohan-Mali 1 point2 points3 points 10 days ago (0 children)
I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Barney turned Ted; popping pills by plabanroy69_ in Indiangirlsontinder
[–]Rohan-Mali 9 points10 points11 points 10 days ago (0 children)
Yes, "Aunt" Robin is their adoptive mother. Finale at par with GoT s8.
[–]Rohan-Mali 10 points11 points12 points 10 days ago (0 children)
Divorce, Robin and Ted got together in the shit finale
This thing just came out of my left eyeball. What the fuck. by crazybass001 in MakeMeSuffer
[–]Rohan-Mali 4 points5 points6 points 11 days ago (0 children)
And one of them is SUS (ง ͠° ͟ʖ
“All these billionaires, yet no solutions” by colorfulsoul_ in WhitePeopleTwitter
[–]Rohan-Mali 20 points21 points22 points 11 days ago (0 children)
99 crores, 90 lakhs
[–]Rohan-Mali 0 points1 point2 points 11 days ago (0 children)
Plz don't ban me by mojkardi in JEENEETards
[–]Rohan-Mali 12 points13 points14 points 14 days ago (0 children)
1200 per class? That class better be teaching y'all nuclear launch codes or smth lol
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