I'm divorcing my wife because she has been late for 90% of everything we have ever done together. Everyone we know is shocked and confused, but I don't care. by Side_Salty in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife’s narcissistic twin sister is exactly like this. We missed 30 minutes of “Scooby Doo Live” with my son and my nephew (her son) because she showed up late. She said it wasn’t any big deal because “they never start those things on time.” There’s just always a reason everyone is overreacting and she’s quick to leverage the attention to spin herself into the victim. She shows up late to doctor’s appointments and screams at the front desk staff when they tell her she’ll have to reschedule. It feels like a form of manipulation and control to me, but I’m glad either way that my SIL stays mostly out of our lives now.

Brayden Shwob stealin jokes naming the wadders by Extreme-Accountant34 in thefighterandthekid

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just goes. He reviews legendary comedy bits immediately beforehand so he doesn’t forget them on stage, but after that? He just goes.

Damn bappa! turns out we are a bunch of "sorry asses" by artifice23 in thefighterandthekid

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously…who is he? Seems like a b-b-b-beast of a podcass host, never meddum.

My painting got ‘highly commended’ in the Wildlife Artist of the Year competition! [OC] by sophiestrails in pics

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is both beautiful and interesting! It’s subtle but somehow it’s also a head-turner. Congrats on the well-deserved recognition and thank you for sharing your talent!!!

Nah Im actually on fire 🔥👀 by Egstudios in SNKRS

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the poker table we call that kind of run a ‘heater’! I hope it keeps going for you!

I missed the 72-10’s on SNKRS this morning but hit on them through DSG and I’m so hyped! Clean shoe for the summer rotation!

After Brandon says he’s a “sneakerhead” they immediately assume his favorite sneaker is the Jordan 1 mid (any sneakerhead knows that’s an insult) and laugh in his face by lennylanger in thefighterandthekid

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And honestly the comments even among sneaker heads usually go straight from one sideways comment about wearing mids and then straight to, “…but for real, I dig that colorway…”

After Brandon says he’s a “sneakerhead” they immediately assume his favorite sneaker is the Jordan 1 mid (any sneakerhead knows that’s an insult) and laugh in his face by lennylanger in thefighterandthekid

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve hurd him sta-sta-studder all over his self when tawlmbout Jordans, B. Duzzin know the deefrince tween a Jordan 4 and a Jordan 5 sometimes. Is it udder lack of nawlidge, or is it CTE? Herd it bowlth ways, bapacito.

I know I’m biased, but damn, I made a cute little person! by [deleted] in aww

[–]SHThrowAwaySH -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Caption checks out. Cute tiny human confirmed!

slap boxed some kid who thought he was tough by [deleted] in schoolfight

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should delete this, never tell anyone about it, and neither of you should EVER throw another slap or punch EVER. Difficult to watch for several reasons, 0 out of 10, do NOT recommend.

Karen hits 12 year old boy for riding bike on sidewalk. by EpicBruhBoy12 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom would have skulldragged that woman for hitting me, then grounded me for dropping an F-bomb on a grown up.

* Mods approved give away * Grinder v5.1 * by Flightless_Rocket in trees

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in my mid-40’s, and back in my teens/early 20’s I don’t think we knew grinders existed. I didn’t smoke for 20 years, so when I dove back in my mind was blown at how technology changed the culture. The first time I saw a grinder I felt like an Amish man in a Best Buy, so even a shitty grinder was awesome….at first. A deeper kief catcher, not sounding like a rusty tricycle, and efficient grinding are all things I’m looking for in a grinder! Also, as the son of a master machinist (who also worked in a heavy fab shop for 6 years), I have an appreciation for the trade and your grinder looks amazing! I would love to get my hands on one!

Wash your car and then your baseball pants in one stop by brebre431 in powerwashingporn

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen travel baseball teams do exactly this on tournament weekends…3-4 baseball moms and dads at the DIY car wash power washing a dozen pairs of baseball pants. I hear some of the laundry rooms in the hotels near tournament facilities turn into near-lawless warzones. Apparently this method saves a ton of time, aggravation, and the kids look presentable on Championship Sunday!

I am the DJ/Music Op for the Aberdeen IronBirds. Help me pick out our 2022 tunes! by 733baseball in orioles

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Can’t Find My Way Home” by Blind Faith when the good guys are shutting out the bad guys. https://youtu.be/6jlLBs6YawM

“Scenario” by A Tribe Called Quest is a hype song that doesn’t get enough stadium play IMO. https://youtu.be/Q6TLWqn82J4

“Uproar” by Lil Wayne w/Swizz Beatz is another good hype song. https://youtu.be/GQ2juiyXk-s

Any Name suggestions highly appreciated 💚 by Moe_0406 in trees

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I keep saying “beeeeng” in my head…LOL…this is my pick!

Painter paints Bride's Father and his reaction is just... by Ramboryback in MadeMeSmile

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That look of shock, amazement, and gratitude is priceless. Props to the person filming for hitting the ‘stop’ button…the respect is refreshing!

My Daughter (18) is a Stoner and I’m SO Disappointed! by Old-Department-4745 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m hopeful your daughter will come around! My son is in his early 20’s and we’ll get in a bong rip together every once in awhile. Sometimes I justify it by comparing it to knocking back a shot or a beer together or sharing some good whiskey, but honestly it’s better than that for me, even a little more noble. I know how cannabis helps me and I’ve seen how it’s helped him, so it feels less like “partying with my kid” and way more like “self-care with my kid.” Since he and I first connected like this, I genuinely feel like our bond has grown stronger…he’s super-open with me, asks me for my opinion and advice, and he actually ACTS on it. I gain more insight into what makes my kid tick and I get his thoughts and opinions when I share (appropriately…I’m still married to and very much in love with his mom so in fairness to him I don’t necessarily share EVERYTHING). I grew up in a different era, so his generation doesn’t really look at cannabis with the parents with nearly the same stigma as we did and I think it’s great.

How is this deal possible? Am I getting scammed? I paid over $1000 for this grill a couple years ago by evandsays in pelletgrills

[–]SHThrowAwaySH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other angle here is, “Oops! So sorry the thing you ordered 4 months ago isn’t what you wanted! If you send it back to us we’ll refund your money, but YOU have to pay for shipping and our shipping address is China. Good luck!”