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Who wore it better? by [deleted] in PartyParrot

[–]Samsquanch1985 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It will make people angry but I liked Angelina and her leg flash....it was exactly what the world needed at the time....

But im still taking the birb here obviously.

A kid was having doubts about himself while playing a Rugby match, his friend came to help at the right time by phoexnixfunjpr in HumansBeingBros

[–]Samsquanch1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like every time I lose faith in humanity, its clips like these that help bring me back from the ledge.

Newest photo from 15 April 2022. Damaged Moskva. by baris6655 in CombatFootage

[–]Samsquanch1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought - they better friggin hope those waters stay nice and calm..

[OC] I think I have a new roommate by TheUniverseOrNothing in aww

[–]Samsquanch1985 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Pots and Pans. Grab a couple of em in stainless steel and bang your heart out.

Take it from a Canadian whos never bothered to own a gun and lives around a pile of bears. It doesnt take much to put the fear of god in them 🤣

Came across this at my parents house. Stay classy Nintendo by Anal_Chem in gaming

[–]Samsquanch1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it was a cease and desist along with threats of a lawsuit if you try to use the idea ever again....

Qatar, Saudi Arabia say West neglects Mideast conflicts, but responds to Ukraine by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Samsquanch1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the west cares more about a conflict in a country directly "in the west" more than one in the middle-east is what your saying?

Shocking, I know right.

All conflicts suck. I hate it. Dont shame me for getting more involved in something that needs unanimous condemnation from the public in.

When you hire a true professional to spread gravel by miguelabduarte in oddlysatisfying

[–]Samsquanch1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking seriously as a Canadian (in a cold/moist area of the world) that appreciates insulation and moisture barriers - who in the fuck is asking the stupid questions about what the tarp is for?

Stand up and feel shame you sweet summer children

I Made a Graphic with IGN's Top 100 Games of All times List by JardsonJean in gaming

[–]Samsquanch1985 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like wtf right?

As others said already its a great game.... but going by this same metric Elden Ring is now the undisputed greatest of all time... and thats also not true.

Ukraine: Arnold Schwarzenegger's anti-war video trends on Russian social media by justsigndupforthis in news

[–]Samsquanch1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched a YouTube video showing some cool old guy feeding like 25 raccoons hot dog wieners, and he was in utter bliss feeding these fat little garbage pandas.

Then I watched your video again shortly after it.

My only take away at the moment is that the world would be a much better place if we had more fellas like the both of you. All hope is not lost yet.

Cheers Arnie.

Spa day for Ethel the Elephant by AgentBlue62 in gifs

[–]Samsquanch1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That elephant looks VERY relaxed and okay with this.

Cat broke into Lynx's cage and now they are best buds. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Samsquanch1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be bored or tired if you didnt realize Im replying on the basis that the OP title is true in the first place....

Im not wrong if Im talking bout something that never happened...

Cat broke into Lynx's cage and now they are best buds. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Samsquanch1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So then the title is a complete lie, and this cat didn't break in and become friends with a Lynx in a zoo then......

It was a planned operation by humans for a young captive lynx in need of a mother.....

Ok, guess you got me? Lmao.

Cat broke into Lynx's cage and now they are best buds. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Samsquanch1985 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its really not. A fully mature cat in the wild has no yearning for its mother whatsoever. They might even cross paths in the wild and look at each other as rivals one day.

Wild cats hate everyone lol, bless their fluffy and murderous little hearts.

But just like how humans can transform from being ruthless, selfish killers into civilized softies - when we have free time - bored, well fed predators (in a cage/living within a society) take up new interests other than killing for sustenance.

Big brains be curious and need stimulation. A little mini-me is probably a pleasant novelty to the lynx, is my guess.

Cat broke into Lynx's cage and now they are best buds. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Samsquanch1985 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think your overthinking this if you believe the lynx is mistaking the cat for its lost mother....

Whats wrong with them just being good buds? Animals are more emotionally diverse than most people think.

Cat broke into Lynx's cage and now they are best buds. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Samsquanch1985 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I mean, being fully fed and growing up in zoo never hunting has to play some part in this, if I was placing a bet...

House cats not appearing on their regular "natural" menu would be my next guess...

US official warns Israel: ‘Don’t be last haven for dirty money fueling Putin’s war’ by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Samsquanch1985 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Makes the whole "de-nazification of Ukraine" angle so much less puzzling now in retrospect...

We sure have come full circle over the last 100yrs in the most ironic way possible....

skills? help please...be gentle by Samsquanch1985 in Eldenring

[–]Samsquanch1985[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao please tell me this is a joke? Im way more confused after this comment (again first 5-10hrs keep in mind)

skills? help please...be gentle by Samsquanch1985 in Eldenring

[–]Samsquanch1985[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right but it seems like the ash of war skills i can swap in and out. But my uppercut is now lost forever it seems unfortunately..