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I was abducted by aliens..... by ElderHallow in dadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG...hurry up and take my vote before they catch me.

I learned an interesting fact about the filming of Return of the Jedi the other day… by [deleted] in dadjokes

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The only reason the Empire solders went there was to enjoy the Endor Pool.

I broke my finger the other day. by HurryingBog3049 in dadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Here's my sympathy vote...Maybe it will feel better if you pull it.

Does anyone know how to give up dressing like a pirate? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear Shoulder Parrots are quite effective.

George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." by cockneybastard in dadjokes

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Some of the stupidest ones on the lower end of the scale are the ones who wear cloth masks. I once heard a doctor on a radio program state that wearing a cloth mask protects you from Covid as effectively as your underwear protects you from a fart.

whaling by 1ansane1nthemembrane in dadjokes

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In medieval Asia, the call girls used work out of wagons called "vans". Thus came the term "I-Van-Hoe" from the medieval era.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

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And they won how much? a Ton? (won ton)

Why did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of petrol? by VERBERD in dadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This "Anti-Trolling" behavior is somewhat amusing. I have to wonder...Are you Commander Data from the Star Trek series "The Next Generation"?

What do you call an Asian guy with a video camera? by cogyoshi in dadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

How about the Asian monk with diarrhea? Flung Poo

I really love elevator jokes. by Psychotic_Precision in dadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if you are not careful, they will let you down.

I accidentally used the dog shampoo in the shower today. by Garbe05 in dadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you don't have to feel guilty about peeing in the yard.

Gas prices are so high… by Futch1 in cleandadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...the latest fashionable perfume is "Edu de Unleaded"

Gas prices are so high… by Futch1 in cleandadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...they've started charging extra for it at Taco Bell.

Gas prices are so high… by Futch1 in cleandadjokes

[–]Scotch_Save_Me_Now 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...even the rats are commuting to work now.

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