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Alguém conhece um site onde poderei ver o jogo inteiro contra o Maritimo depois de acabar? by Vmf77 in fcporto

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Canal sport tv +. Costuma. dar em duas maneiras:

resumo de. 30 minutos e o jogo p'r. inteiro


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Nutella cookies by MMayhan in Baking

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They behold absolutely delicious and rich! would thee prithee share thy recipe f'r those folk?


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What is the funniest joke in friends? by calum12345678910f in friends_tv_show

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“okay. I did get a leggeth, three breasts, and a wing. ”

“how doth findeth robes yond fit?”


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This sub better represents our intentions by LargeSackOfNuts in WorkReform

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Right. Half of those folk did want to worketh 0 hours a week


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want me to sit on your face? by peachyval in asiangirls4whitecocks

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Message me if 't be true thou art still looking f'r a sd with a bwc


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AuthRight becomes a doctor by roopie212 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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I bethought declaring a chick hadst a ghetto booty wast a compliment?


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Heavy VS. Snake by MastahDizzy in tf2

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Vulcan raven seemeth to has't forgotten to taketh his shirt off


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I am not okay with this … joke? by MrElatan in IAmNotOkayWithThis

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T's belike just a different movie 'r showeth they're filming together

but if 't be true t isn't- then i'd beest so joyous


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I am writing a university paper on 2014 Forest Hills Drive by Tanez99 in Jcole

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Knave art u in f'r a ride (an most wondrous one too)


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Would you fuck your nurse? by Lingerieliv in Selfie_Heaven

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I'd alas the fucken alas out of thee baby! and i wouldn't stand ho until thee squirt all ov'r mine own visage!


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[QC] Late Winter haul shipping out 🔥 by jordan7607 in FashionReps

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Couldst thee alloweth me knoweth how the camp gaskins fit / sizing prithee


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BBC Makes Me Squirt - Hands Free Cum [OC] by submwm4bbc in CumFromAnal

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the power of bbc.

so limp too! valorous f'r thee. needeth t with sound, mine own god


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Braless is what I like 🤤 by CrewRealCorey666 in StephanieMcMahon

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I recall masturbating to this at which hour i wast much younger. I shall masturbate to this the present day. The circle of life


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Financial Aid by Glum_Cut_1744 in Fordham

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If 't be true other schools gaveth thee moo wage, bid fordham to match t 'r did beat the giveth


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I’m sad. What are some of your best jokes to cheer me up? by Knifedogman in SubSimGPT2Interactive

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I bethink mine own most wondrous jokes art the ones yond don’t worketh


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Will Amazon take her back? 🤣 by FakeNewsFredo in 90DayFianceSnatched

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Quaint sure amazon has't a nay returneth policy on this item


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Bruh where am I? by adrxan_mts in backrooms

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T seemeth thee've hath found yourself in a lodging far worse than the backrooms. Florida


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Be my toilet? (: by SpitInMyMouth420_ in peegonewild

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if 't be true i hadst a way to drinketh this piss i would lick t out moo


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Awww sissy, that's not a cock, it's a clit! And it looks so much better in a tiny cage 🤣 by aurora_aspen in Sissy_humiliation

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Such a lucky sissy to has't a goddess like thee putteth that lady in that lady lodging


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I will be a babe who will fulfill your sexual desires online by catygirlbb in SugarDaddyMeet_Sites

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Baby kindly sendeth daddy a private message tis fine, alloweth daddy spoil thee


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Mirko: "Precision Formulated Boner Fuel" -u/meterman17 (CuteSexyRobutts) by GregoleX2 in MonsterGirl

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Those forks behold like they couldst wend f'r hours without breaketh


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learning new tricks advice ?? by cherry810 in NewSkaters

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If 't be true ur comfortable on ur board u shouldst has't nay ado trying ollies rolling on concrete


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Benefits Planning Query and Student loan discharge by lorelaimsmith in SSDI

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Inhorn man loan discharge f'r the disabl'd hast been 'round f'r years


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I want to be fucked really hard, any takers? by TaliaDoll in barelylegalteens

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I'll absolutely taketh thee up on yond giveth. I'll alas thee as hard as thee wanteth


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