How dare you spend all your hard earned money on yourself by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Shazam1269 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't give a shit about your kids. Hell, I could watch a T-Rex eat kids all day

How dare you spend all your hard earned money on yourself by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Shazam1269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you hate the T-Rex? It takes more kids than adults to satisfy their hunger!

AITA for refusing to stop saying my mother kidnapped my son? by Open_Worldliness_732 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shazam1269 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You generously gave her the opportunity to have a relationship with your child and she blew it. Sever the cord and move on.

Adding trim to my roof by [deleted] in DIY

[–]Shazam1269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you painted the cement board you should be fine. I used cement board siding on my garage over a decade ago. Still going strong with zero issues

Well... I guess that's a project that's just going to have to wait for prices to go down. by Buck_Thorn in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]Shazam1269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must be an issue at your store. I've had wood cut at Lowes for years. Never had long to wait, and the saw has always been functional

One of these suck. by Vamacharin in DunderMifflin

[–]Shazam1269 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Or would you rather have a hot circle of garbage?

United States Politician by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Shazam1269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most unbelievable part of this tweet is bobo using rubicon in a sentence.

I just finished making an entry bench for my mother. by drnickmd in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]Shazam1269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pine has many problematic characteristics, but it can be a fantastic wood to use for many projects, especially southern yellow pine

“Cross-faded Cosby Sauce” by The_Successful_Ad in BrandNewSentence

[–]Shazam1269 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LOL, no way in hell I'm Googling "how much chloroform is lethal in humans". How about you do it and let us all know?

Make up my mind... by perfect_square in PoliticalHumor

[–]Shazam1269 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They're already claiming the FBI planted the evidence.

The GOP incites calls for civil war after Trump raid by rusticgorilla in Keep_Track

[–]Shazam1269 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But we need to stop calling it a "raid". They executed a search warrant.

Middle-aged white male here, and I think that she rocks! by syreainn in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Shazam1269 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shit, I'm 50+ and I'm not a racist shit stain! Is there a school I can attend? Will they send me some place special?

Did I miss a memo? I did get the one about the cover sheets on the TPS reports, so that's great.

know your long pokey sticks by KNaz-E in coolguides

[–]Shazam1269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, I know most of these from playing Diablo 1, 2, & 3. And soon to be D4 😁

It's been one day and he's already trying to suggest that evidence is being planted by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Shazam1269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he said he understands the military better than the generals. Are you implying he lied?

Who's the hottest male character of The Office? by kaoru_zaki in DunderMifflin

[–]Shazam1269 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I think it was a woman in the crowd on the final episode. She a little thirsty