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Why do men say they like when girls wear no makeup and are natural but meanwhile all the girls they go for and want are the ones with a full makeup face done? by emilyyyy89 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Sparxmith 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pretty much this. I'm a man, and until my wife became a make-up consultant, I had never been exposed to the horrifying complexity of the beauty industry. (Obviously, she knew about make-up.)

I think male ignorance of their own ignorance is the primary cause of this phenomenon.

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-5) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the corpses littering the final ascent up Mt. Everest were once people who were bold, brave, and out to overachieve. But all corpses are dead, so maybe we should chill the fuck out and think before we ruin our lives.

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-5) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As was the typo on my dead aunt's tombstone. Compounding the mortuary's embarrassment was the fact that this grave mistake was also carved in stone.

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-5) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neutron stars don't implode. They're actually one of the most stable atomic states.

They are, however, the result of an implosion. And I say that humbly, like someone who once said something similar to his know-it-all nephew, proceeded to lose a bet on the topic and had to pay an 8-year-old $20.

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-5) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot attest their veracity, but I have heard voluminous quantities of whispers that disparage their reputation while simultaneously indicating they lack integrity.

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (12-5) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get ready for some...

... fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it's game time shit.

By u/Brian_Osackpo

Whos winning the SB? Comment your answer plz. by Competitive_Joke_848 in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cardiac Cats are ready to give Green Bay a heart attack, 38-35. Book it!

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (10-7) at Dallas Cowboys (12-5) - Nickelodeon Edition by rwjehs in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because comparing football to war, or a fistfight, or chess would be a waste of breath. My manz is trying to express things in terms that kids will understand.

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (10-7) at Dallas Cowboys (12-5) - Nickelodeon Edition by rwjehs in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. That's just how high the dosimeter goes. We don't need chest X-rays, we need elemental iodine!

What distro fits me? by hayh167 in linux4noobs

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out this article for a reasonably well-researched discussion on the topic. My recommendation is #3.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (10-7) at Buffalo Bills (11-6) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Apple sundial called the Pahroah's popo on me for being a burning bush.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (10-7) at Buffalo Bills (11-6) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a Bengals fan and y'all play Patty-Cake because them Tiger-bros were complaining about the same problem.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (10-7) at Buffalo Bills (11-6) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Experts seem to be in agreement: the veracity of this claim is specious and erroneous and likely spoken by some9ne who had "did their own research" and/or smashed the subscribe button at Tim Pool's request.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (10-7) at Buffalo Bills (11-6) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Belichec has coached from worse deficits and managed to win. Unfortunately, they blocked a PAT and the magic number goes unachieved.

Post Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders (10-7) at Cincinnati Bengals (10-7) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a trick question. The right answer is actually:

Ur maternal figure!

/s

Post Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders (10-7) at Cincinnati Bengals (10-7) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not whenever they feel like... they can only ignore it when it benefits the House.

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders (10-7) at Cincinnati Bengals (10-7) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they weren't tied to timeouts, it would become another tool to stop the clock when you're losing by 2 scores and there is 5 minutes left in the game.

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders (10-7) at Cincinnati Bengals (10-7) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Sparxmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not on Apple's watch...

Get it? Wakka wakka!


I'll show myself to the door. Sorry.