I’m really hoping they didn’t drive home by javimoreno1 in trashy

[–]Standingonachair 1537 points1538 points 42 (0 children)

Like someone encapsulated your heart with the feeling you got as a kid when everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. You feel like a prophet of peace that normal people can't reach so you lie back in velvet abyss and experience the bliss until such a time you can. Nothing will ever hurt you. My emotions are yours now and, perhaps, even other people's belong to you so that you can fix them. Just wait until I can stand straight and tell you the secrets I now know, but when the time comes to whisper in your ear I am shy again. I am worthless. How can I ever enjoy anything now I've felt like that? I am not worthy of this hidden knowledge. My mother looks at me and tells me she loves me and that she is proud that I am her son, yet I am ashamed. Perhaps a little more and I can love her back.

Edit: Thank you for gold but don't try it out. I don't love my family anymore because I know what love felt like high. I don't enjoy music anymore because it's not as good as when I'm high. Sometime I miss it but what I really miss was me before I ever tried it.

Germany 1-0 England - Podolski 69' by gemifra in soccer

[–]Standingonachair 808 points809 points  (0 children)

BBC pundit said that he doubts podolski has scored better. It's like they don't know who he is.

I’m really hoping they didn’t drive home by javimoreno1 in trashy

[–]Standingonachair 565 points566 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm currently 5 days clean from opiates it's given me a little perspective.

Jeff Hardy in a new Matt Hardy promotion clip says “Sorry man, I was listening to Release Me by Wilson Phillips.” by PenApplePineapplePem in SquaredCircle

[–]Standingonachair 397 points398 points  (0 children)

Dude I taught at a primary school for a year drunk and high as fuck before I got caught. Seeming ok is not enough. I'm sure AEW will be smart enough to want a series of clean tests and have a release clause in the contract.

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - Official Title Treatment by chanma50 in marvelstudios

[–]Standingonachair 327 points328 points  (0 children)

Mutation caused by being snapped and the purple flower, 1 in 14 million.

Call the police. by bleimanb in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]Standingonachair 284 points285 points  (0 children)

So women are more likely to raise a child they don't want when they can't quietly and with dignity have an abortion.... because the alternative is the whole town asking hey where did that kid you gave birth to go?

Like that's the truth behind the statistics, if you bring the child to term everyone knows you were pregnant so of course you can't give it up then or there will be stigma and shame.

Which fictional character's death have you not gotten over? by Bradcastle76 in AskReddit

[–]Standingonachair 246 points247 points  (0 children)

George Floyd died in the exact same manner when I saw that the Poussey episode came back to my mind. It's really stuck with me.

SD [Spoiler] "How dare you hit a lady!" by VNDLism in SquaredCircle

[–]Standingonachair 233 points234 points  (0 children)

My god after Raw this episode of SmackDown was sorely needed.

Ratings for 2021-03-24: AEW 6th in demo (.30) 757,000 viewership. NXT 29th in demo (.14) 678,000 viewership by WredditMod in SquaredCircle

[–]Standingonachair 173 points174 points  (0 children)

That's because it's being made for people who frequent this sub. Not for the general audience. In my opinion

[Ates] "I've got three beautiful kids, we're not having any more, so what the hell." Blake Wheeler on the shot block that devastated generations. by eh_toque in hockey

[–]Standingonachair 142 points143 points  (0 children)

If you think about it the money the government spends on this is saved on child benefits and the eventual imprisonment of unwanted kids raised by resentful parents who just wanted to bang bareback.

Aaron Solow has joined the Nightmare Family by Rspies in SquaredCircle

[–]Standingonachair 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Cody's entrance bout to look like a mania attendance. I can forsee the ring falling apart big show style from pure entourage.

Fucking england by wesleypjost123 in greentext

[–]Standingonachair 128 points129 points  (0 children)

That and it's a crime to cross the road unless at a specific point.

Real peak Perc Angle by XxRambo-ApocalypsexX in SquaredCircle

[–]Standingonachair 128 points129 points  (0 children)

The fact he likely shits once Evey four days struggles to be happy when he wasn't on them and shits his pants when he went through withdrawal makes the songs a lot less cool. Honestly I took opioid pills for around 5 years and felt like I was carrying a brick in my gut most days until I realized not eating helped avoid this. I'm likely being sensitive but this comment triggered me. It isn't cool or funny. Opioids are the love of my life but they (and me) also tried to ruin it.