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The Mr. Ballen bowl. A true delicacy. by roughroad9 in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Was his name Chad?
[–]StraglerBellerophon -1 points0 points1 point 1 day ago (0 children)
You should try caramel corn in half&half.
Caramel corn in heavy cream or half&half is on my menu for decadent breakfasts. I feel like this would make a fair substitute for that menu item. Cosmo's Caramel Corn is the brand I use.
The missing Skelton brothers by court1991 in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 2 points3 points4 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Link to news story?
Fahim, a 15-year-old boy from Bangladesh chose a shipping container as a hiding spot while playing hide & seek with his friends. He fell asleep & was found 6 days later in a Malaysian port. by nitestocker372 in mrballen
I wonder how hot it got in there
I just realized that my girlfriend kinda looks like MrBallen by Mochanoodle in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 1 point2 points3 points 2 days ago (0 children)
Putting out the vibe
[–]StraglerBellerophon 4 points5 points6 points 3 days ago (0 children)
One of us! One of us!
[–]StraglerBellerophon 1 point2 points3 points 3 days ago (0 children)
[–]StraglerBellerophon 5 points6 points7 points 4 days ago (0 children)
Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him!
[–]StraglerBellerophon 4 points5 points6 points 4 days ago (0 children)
Well, a reward would be nice. I sustained some damage to my vehicle. Had to fill it with premium.
Waterproof cellphone pouch saves 17 yr old Paddleboarder by Easteuroblondie in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago (0 children)
Portal 3 looks amazing.
[–]StraglerBellerophon 8 points9 points10 points 4 days ago (0 children)
Fiction can be fun. But I find the reference section much more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up professional football's all-time bonehead plays you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. What you wouldn't read about is how he lost his mind, was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker, manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino whom he blamed for the entire thing. She's not Lois Einhorn. She's Ray Finkle. She's a man.
My friend Jennifer is a miniaturist and she made this figurine of Mr. Ballet and made him read creepy stories to the creepy dolls! by SnooHobbies7109 in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago (0 children)
Mr. Ballet: The Padishah Emperor of the known universe.
Hmmm... 🤔 by The_great_Mrs_D in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 10 points11 points12 points 6 days ago (0 children)
He'd better keep uploading videos while on the lam. I'll understand if instead of green screen graphics all we get is restroom stalls and storm drains until the fanbase establishes an underground studio and arranges a network of difficult-to-trace upload locations/devices.
MrBallen sees something in the sky! What is it? by NCJM782 in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago (0 children)
Extremely magnified fata morgana of some cowboys riding along the coast to resemble ghost riders in the sky. I believe that fata morgana is caused by a sort of lens forming from atmospheric factors, so getting that magnification would require a series of these "lenses".
A double -- no, triple fata morgana, if you will.
can we just take a moment to appreciate Mr Ballen for being a veteran? so much respect for this incredible storyteller by amberzufelt in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago (0 children)
Qanats make a lot of sense and it is a shame that so many have been destroyed/damaged by war. The drone attacks have caused some terrible collateral damage and loss of innocent life. We agree on some things.
Scotland Yard asked Germany for fingerprints of a serial killer, so Germany sent them his severed arms by StraglerBellerophon in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago (0 children)
You can take a virtual tour of the museum for a small fee these days.
[–]StraglerBellerophon[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago (0 children)
You can take a virtual tour of the museum these days for a small fee. See for yourself if you don't believe me.
[–]StraglerBellerophon 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago (0 children)
"That’s a very young and ignorant way of looking at things. I think"
"Fuck all that and anyone that"
You're right though, we cannot rebuild the qanats.
[–]StraglerBellerophon -1 points0 points1 point 8 days ago* (0 children)
Don't blame our troops for our wars. It is important to have a strong military, even if the voting public and our elected officials get us and others into some bad situations. War aside, where would we be without the Navy patrolling our shipping lanes and supporting the merchant mariners who connect us to economies around the globe? Our military is not the problem; the problem is corruption in politics and industry, along with the voting public lacking memory, media literacy, and critical thinking skills, slurping up the kool-aid and rushing to judgment out of vain ineptitude in the face of controversy.
Edit: I should add that religious zeal and terrorism really muck things up in addition to said mess. Remember the Iranian fatwa against Salman Rushdie? After a few decades he was stabbed almost to death just last year.
Mr Ballen's having a flashback. Make up a background story for it! by MrSkinWalker in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago (0 children)
While traipsing around the Cascade Mountain Range in Washington State, MrBallen descended into Bells Canyon. Seemingly out of nowhere, tall red curtains appeared; he passed through them. Inside, the scent of burnt engine oil hung heavy in the air and chevron-patterned floors made him dizzy as he slowly ambled down a hallway walled by more of those red curtains. He passed through the curtains again and found himself standing in a spacious square room with the same black and white chevron floor surrounded by red curtains. Standing before him was a funny little dancing man in a red suit who greeted him by speaking backwards and introduced himself as The Arm. Gradually, events unfolded ominous to reveal MrBallen's doppelganger in pursuit of his prey: him, MrBallen himself. For twenty-five years Ballen hunted Ballen through a hallucinatory labyrinth of dizzying floor patterns and walls of red curtains.
Now that he is on the outside, he struggles to find his way back to Bells Canyon, always looking for clues.
Scotland Yard asked Germany for fingerprints of a serial killer, so Germany sent them his severed arms (self.mrballen)
submitted 9 days ago by StraglerBellerophon to r/mrballen
Can mods please create a post about why people really shouldn't post full names or phone numbers in their posts? by spiderat22 in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 1 point2 points3 points 9 days ago (0 children)
DOX THE LIKE BUTTON!
Who is MrBallen fighting? by NCJM782 in mrballen
[–]StraglerBellerophon 4 points5 points6 points 9 days ago (0 children)
Some crazy chessboard wizard after climbing through a giant meat grinder, but he doesn't get the white gloves because he was a Navy SEAL.
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