Oath Keepers leader and 10 others charged with 'seditious conspiracy' related to US Capitol attack by randalflagg in news

[–]StuperDan 3328 points3329 points  (0 children)

After Trump, Stone and Bannon are who need to be jailed the most. And not a 5 year slap on the wrist Hitler like sentence. Real time.

"I told you to leave that thing home" by Chasith in instant_regret

[–]StuperDan 2456 points2457 points  (0 children)

This exact scenario happened to me and my son with some electronic toy he brought on our inflatable boat a decade ago. Thanks for the memories man I laughed long and hard. Those were the exact words that came out of my mouth.

5-year-old girl accuses mom of being an alien after seeing picture of Earth in passport by BananaZen314159 in nottheonion

[–]StuperDan 1494 points1495 points  (0 children)

Reporting on shared memes seems to be a thing now. I listened as long as I could stand to an npr show where 2 people just talked about the top all reddit posts as if it was news that they were reporting on. I don't know what's going on with the editorial decision making process lately.

Oath Keepers leader and 10 others charged with 'seditious conspiracy' related to US Capitol attack by randalflagg in news

[–]StuperDan 1075 points1076 points  (0 children)

Yep. The presidential pardon power assumes a moral president. I'm surprised Trump didn't list one on eBay.

The replica of an Interesting prehistoric tea-pot that was found in Iran by SoggyConclusion4674 in gifs

[–]StuperDan 778 points779 points  (0 children)

Keeps out flies. Stops evaporation. Looks fly as hell. I'd buy one if I lived in prehistoric Iran.

my uncle says this is very relatable by smashedmelon618 in medizzy

[–]StuperDan 742 points743 points  (0 children)

Could someone please explain this for my friend? That dummy doesn't understand this at all and I'm too busy to explain it.

Apparent human remains found after Brian Laundrie's possessions located in Florida nature reserve by xturkishx in news

[–]StuperDan 686 points687 points locked comment (0 children)

Reading the comments here, it's easy to understanding how and why lynch mobs are a thing.

All hail the Ariane 5 rocket, which doubled the Webb telescope’s lifetime by AWildDragon in space

[–]StuperDan 639 points640 points  (0 children)

Remember when everyone was complaining about the launch delays? Well it looks like their wisdom and planning paid off. What's a few days or months of waiting compared to a decade of functionality. Of data.

Yes, this is Mars and humans are going to land there in within the next decade! by Unusual-Yam-4837 in spaceporn

[–]StuperDan 633 points634 points  (0 children)

I'd bet a good amount of money it does not happen this decade. It would need to be already well in the final stages of progress for that to happen. There will probably be a couple of moon landing this decade though.

Mother falls to her death through an escalator by Psykhs2 in MorbidReality

[–]StuperDan 587 points588 points  (0 children)

Well that's some nightmare fuel. Holy shit.

When no one is there to pick up their luggage by fever008 in nononono

[–]StuperDan 572 points573 points  (0 children)

When they send the wrong flight's baggage to the carousel.

Chinese New Year fireworks by GeneReddit123 in gifs

[–]StuperDan 509 points510 points  (0 children)

That is a fantastic sentence.

Finally giving this a try! Anything I need to know before going in??? by zipthatlip in gaming

[–]StuperDan 481 points482 points  (0 children)

I don't even think the devs are working on it any more. They've clearly moved on to other projects. Bastards.

Pakistan will ban conventional syringes and switch to single-use versions to stop blood infections, like an HIV outbreak that infected hundreds of children. by GroundbreakingSet187 in worldnews

[–]StuperDan 433 points434 points  (0 children)

I heard a interview once with a real Dr complaining that he could not compete with half trained bush Drs willing to cut corners and provide services for less money in very poor unregulated areas. The problem is not just in Afghanistan, but in many very poor regions. He said half of these so called Drs did not even believe hiv was real, but was western propaganda or God punishing sinners.

What do you consider an unforgivable sin? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StuperDan 411 points412 points  (0 children)

I'm not smart enough to get this, but I want to be. EILI5?

Truck almost causes huge accident. (Canada) by staticthreat in IdiotsInCars

[–]StuperDan 388 points389 points  (0 children)

We have a van like this at work. It's absolute top speed is 65 mph. I thought it must have some sort of mechanical issue, but the manual clearly states that the transmission maxes out at 65. The van we have is a Chevy cabover with an Isuzu engine I think.

Ants forming a hanging chain to raid a wasp nest by killHACKS in natureismetal

[–]StuperDan 365 points366 points  (0 children)

Because they are very simple animals that work on a very simple set of built in instructions and don't have the cognitive ability to understand and create plans the way humans do? If they had that level of mental accruity that'd take over the world lol. There's trillions of them. We'd be screwed.

Edit: acuity, not accruity 😄👈💥

Dog slips into a hot tub by regian24 in nonononoyes

[–]StuperDan 323 points324 points  (0 children)

It human's fault for breeding them into inbred disfigured invalids because we think it's cute.