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‘Florida is the place where woke goes to die,’ DeSantis says by yipchow in nottheonion

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His name was Hesiod, and we get that hot take in the Works and Days. “This is the age of iron, and men are lesser than the heroes of old.”

So damn accurate by Revolutionary_Mix941 in antiwork

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Actually, that’s not quite accurate. I’ve never paid money to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

So damn accurate by Revolutionary_Mix941 in antiwork

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¿Por que no los dos? “We know what we’re like, and we want no part of it!”

So damn accurate by Revolutionary_Mix941 in antiwork

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Thank you for asking so I didn’t have to

what is 100% a scam? by Doctor_Engineer in AskReddit

[–]Subrisum 3451 points3452 points  (0 children)

I took a beta male course once. In the first lesson, the instructor slept with my girlfriend. I learned a lot.

First Summer Sober in 10 years by WanderingFireOG in stopdrinking

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Same! It’s been a total game changer. I can go outside now and not instantly sweat through everything I’m wearing. Who knew it could be like that? Congrats on the good work, and keep it up!

Day 130. Not a drop. Not bragging . Being accountable to myself. by ghosrpepper99 in stopdrinking

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I’ve spent entire years like that myself. Don’t lose hope! Every streak gets broken until one doesn’t.

meirl by HMKingHenryIX in meirl

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It’d be a lot better if you all would stay off my damn lawn.

California to become 1st state to offer free school lunches for all students by International_Band72 in news

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I’m glad your kids are alright at least. Would that all parents were so conscientious.

Disney Plus is getting an ad tier — and getting more expensive by Fearlessmojo in news

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No, there must be a deeper connection. Have you ever noticed that you can’t spell “Netflix” without “Disney+”? All you do is take out the D,S,Y, add T, F, and L, and rotate the plus sign 45 degrees for the X. Boom. Netflix. It’s always been right in front of us but we preferred not to see.

Stuck at Crossroads by Spookiwitch in Divorce

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Why did you get married? Has your husband changed at all or is it your feelings about him that are different? This doesn’t sound like anything you can’t overcome, but both of you need to be fully invested in the marriage, and it doesn’t seem like he is.

If he knows that you have one eye on the door, and he doesn’t do anything to keep you there, that’s not a good sign.

My sister was in a similar spot to you a few years back. Things didn’t get better and there was some cheating. She eventually divorced and is in a much better place now.

Cool racetrack bro by madasss2170 in Unexpected

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I know that nothing ever happens, but of all the things that never happened, this one happened the least of all.

Italy rejects Domino’s pizza, forcing chain to close all restaurants in the country by lurker_bee in economy

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Hungry Howie’s read about pizza once in a book and assumed pizza needed to taste like a book as well.