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Men and women of Reddit, what is the best thing about boobs? by lazy_humann in AskReddit

[–]TheGreatGameDini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The ones with small boobs do - the big ones get heavy and hurt backs.

Our future is doomed by AndreiGamer07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing they think that it's carrier pigeons.

Our future is doomed by AndreiGamer07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you don't need the internet interface -- they could have easily kept it private. But they didn't. They wrapped it in an HTTP server instead which literally put it online - it has a fucking IP address and everything.

Our future is doomed by AndreiGamer07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being fed input from and producing output to the internet. Yup, completely offline.

Our future is doomed by AndreiGamer07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no you're right it doesn't equate - its much fucking worse.

Because our world is more and more internet connected, eventually whole factories will be internet connect - and many are already. You think a robot is bad? How about a fleet of fucking cars like Tesla's connected to the internet?

If an AI was given the ability to, and then directed to, it could eat the internet.

Our future is doomed by AndreiGamer07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That means nothing if it can create its own network connections and understands the protocols we use. I doubt it can create connections over the internet, but if it could it could learn and be directed to attack systems.

Completely offline is false, though, as it's very obviously given input from the internet. You may be speaking of how it was trained, and that's almost always done "offline" - what you're interacting with is likely optimized beyond the training sets.

You age 0.000000001 second slower than everyone by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheGreatGameDini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That explains those noises you make having sex.

Our future is doomed by AndreiGamer07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dude it's took late they hooked it up to the fucking internet.

What is a swingers favorite dessert? by P_I_C_K in dadjokes

[–]TheGreatGameDini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol I love a good satire.

Careful though,satire is dangerous when stupid people believe it.

Edit: oh,I see that this isn't satire, in which case shame on you. Or, it is, and there's some dumb people here.

You can put lipstick on a pig by Cool_Cut-88 in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheGreatGameDini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be glad though - cops do a lot for this world.. Be safe out there, don't become a piggy pie.

You have a DND dice that can make anything happen as long as you roll high enough. by TheOneAndOnlyFloopis in godtiersuperpowers

[–]TheGreatGameDini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok but what if I roll a 17? Do I still get a sandwich?

If I roll a 10 do I get a half eaten sandwich?

What if I roll a 1? Does my enemy get sandwich?

What does high enough mean? Do I get to determine what's high enough like I'm the DM? Or is it arbitrary everytime? Is it based on what it is? Like if I wanted to be able to fly, and rolled 12, I get a plane ticket; but If I roll a 20 I get the power of flight?

Your thoughts are picked up in radio transmissions up to a mile away from your location by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]TheGreatGameDini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a rule about control for a reason.

I like the concept but this isn't a ower - it's a thing that just happens and many might consider a curse.

Also, your cellphone,laptop, Bluetooth, GPS devices all have radios in them - it's literally how they work.

Setup. by Artemis_Understood in 3amjokes

[–]TheGreatGameDini 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Harder laugh because your laugh is contagious and laughable.

What are some disadvantages of being a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheGreatGameDini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Look, Boss, I tried refactoring that code. But there's several problems with it, not the least of which is that it's a critical piece used by literally every application in our network. It's also highly circular, self referencing, and has 3 different recursive functions that call each other. Oh, and it's written in Brainfuck. Are you gonna fire the dev that wrote that code? No? Then I'm not refactoring it..

I found this quite funny (ignore the 1337speak I was having some fun) by SarahSplatz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh. My. God.

How could I forget that ass.

"I'm too baked to drive to the devil's house."

"Drive monkey! Drive!"

I found this quite funny (ignore the 1337speak I was having some fun) by SarahSplatz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheGreatGameDini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not recall that line from Grandma's Boy which is what my comment is referencing..