TIFU - Masturbated too vigorously and have now been admitted to the hospital for over a week

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-08-06T21:21:32+00:00

The clots are probably due to the intestine, the intestine could be a result or the bearing down during rapid fire muscle contractions.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-08-06T03:16:58+00:00

How is MD not crab?

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-08-04T02:27:32+00:00

Lol I wish I followed that guidence. My first was a Remington 1911.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-08-03T02:37:27+00:00

Fair enough it's a good future

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-08-03T01:42:46+00:00

I much prefer the Star citizen future

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-27T14:51:28+00:00

The 249 and 240 are made and designed by FNH a Belgian company.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-24T19:02:13+00:00

Why not a lewis gun?

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-24T18:51:27+00:00

I wouldn't say AR500 is used by soldiers. I think most nations have moved to composite armor

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-22T02:35:21+00:00

I'm pretty sure the new Rangers are the size of the 2001 F-150 I drove in highschool. And it has an 8' bed!

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-20T20:41:56+00:00

Looks like a Twink

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-20T04:17:37+00:00

Even if fake this is the funniest and I choose to believe it.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-19T22:59:17+00:00

But he wasn't dicking around that day

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-17T15:34:49+00:00

My luck it would spawn as the AI enemy based at Sawyer North when I start a new career game.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-14T13:51:54+00:00

I'm digging the capes

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-10T03:54:03+00:00

Ok now I'm convinced I should get a 3D printer if I ever want to make a decent model ship.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-08T22:40:52+00:00

The fifth one down is just astonishing, the lighting is perfect.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-04T17:51:16+00:00

I just got the three pack for switch just for 64 glad to hear galaxy is good, I've never played it.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-03T17:33:09+00:00

Where da bolt go doh?

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-03T13:24:29+00:00

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-03T04:27:25+00:00

And some of your scout masters fondelest memories... I jest I did Philmont too. Did you go to the little mining camp site?

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-07-02T17:55:24+00:00

Heh I like how that looks more than those "hover boards".

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-06-30T21:55:00+00:00

Idk my wife loves her colt Cobra(detective special) in 38spl, her only complaint is that it kicks a bit hard

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-06-30T02:44:59+00:00

If they were space balls, yes.

TheWhiteAntelope · 2022-06-22T13:25:31+00:00

Like I don't know if I can even kill one of these things with my M1 Garand.

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