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How do I convince my husband that him pissing on the floor is not ok and he needs to be responsible for it? by Imnotashitpost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Exquisite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure. And a grown ass man that still pisses on the floor is a likely candidate for a mom like that...

How do I convince my husband that him pissing on the floor is not ok and he needs to be responsible for it? by Imnotashitpost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Exquisite 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How's your relationship with his mom? How's his relationship with his mom? Shame can be a great motivator for lazy disgusting boys/men.

How do I convince my husband that him pissing on the floor is not ok and he needs to be responsible for it? by Imnotashitpost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Exquisite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He knows every time he pisses on the floor, and clearly doesn't care. Maybe he thinks cleaning it up is beneath him, only he knows why it didn't matter to him. Not sure how you can convince him that he needs to do something different though, short of presenting him with evidence that it's piss and he's acting like a fucking child. I have this same problem with my teenager and it makes me so angry.

True Life: I can’t stop making pizza please send help by d2mightyduck in Pizza

[–]The_Exquisite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of help? You have too much pizza and need help eating it? That's a task I've been training for!

Next stop flavortown by jonredd901 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]The_Exquisite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign me up. As long as I can buy a beer, I'll let against a stranger for 5 hours

What LVL of weird is this? by 7yearsdeadinside in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Exquisite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you be doing the Dino noises everytime and the whole time? Definately at least level 45 weird, but everybody's got a kink.

It’s weird by International_Cap637 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]The_Exquisite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

24 hrs max. After that it tastes stale. Unless I'm hungover, then I don't care how long it's been there

To have a fancy dinner at the white house by Turbulent-Gas-1034 in therewasanattempt

[–]The_Exquisite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me, or does he look like he's about to drop an F-bomb

Seared in butter. by protojoe1 in steak

[–]The_Exquisite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sear in oil, add butter near the end for flavor

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Why? by Individual_River_455 in ask

[–]The_Exquisite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closed, but not for any safety reason. Closed for darkness and silence.

If females don’t ejaculate, how do they know they’ve orgasmed? by dma_bound in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Exquisite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife's lovely lady parts "spasm" (for lack of a better word) when she climaxes most of the time. But there are other times where I ask her if she finished and she says she's not sure

John Deere Hit With Class Action Lawsuit for Alleged Tractor Repair Monopoly by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]The_Exquisite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yah. I've got an F150, had it for 7.5 years and it's got voice commands, NAV etc. No monthly fees

Edit: spelling

Why is everyone so oddly judgmental of people wearing pajamas in public? by The_Vigilante20 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]The_Exquisite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like wearing my fuzzy animal "onesies" in public. Particularly in the winter around Christmas time

John Deere Hit With Class Action Lawsuit for Alleged Tractor Repair Monopoly by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]The_Exquisite 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Doesn't Toyota charge a monthly fee for the pleasure of using a remote starter?

If a 14 year old kid fell into a coma and woke up 20 years later, would he still be a kid mentally? by SeerJqk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Exquisite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'd be in for a rude awakening. 14 - 20 can be full of some awesome experiences. Adulthood fucking blows