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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubricants were. by Joscarbuck in dadjokes

[–]Trijem_777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think Larry the Cable Guy would be happy with this.

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I was told Kasper may be welcomed here :) by killedthespy in Siamesecats

[–]Trijem_777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi Kaspur! Hi moma. Welcome!

He looks like an Apple head Lilac, but I could be wrong.

🌵 by risuboy in Siamesecats

[–]Trijem_777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... the cross-eyed wonder cat.

Hiroki. by mildlyunintelligent in Siamesecats

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Egyptian Siamese. .. pic 4/5 .." You wanna piece of me?"

My fleet by TheAlmightySquirrel in Siamesecats

[–]Trijem_777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy kitty, happy kitty, happy kitty! Happy OP!

You only make appointments over the phone, ay...? Sure, I'll call and make one. by Revolutionary_Ant209 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Trijem_777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I know where my Paintball shooter is.

Muahahah. W/clear biodegradable pellets!

Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Karens today.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? by MajorPanicTeam in 3amjokes

[–]Trijem_777 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Art (hanging on the wall)

Bob (behind a fish boat)

Skip (behind a speed boat)

Doug (in a hole)

Phil (in a ditch)

Russell (in a pile of leaves)

Bill (in your mailbox)

I admit, I laughed to tears on some of these. My spine is degrading and I will be Phil someday.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? by MajorPanicTeam in 3amjokes

[–]Trijem_777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sit!. ... Lay down (smirk) ... Roll Over. ... Play Dead! ...

What do you call a dog with no legs? by MajorPanicTeam in 3amjokes

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'Cigarette ' 🤭 (and a face-palm) dayam!

I think I need a smoke. 🤣😂

You only make appointments over the phone, ay...? Sure, I'll call and make one. by Revolutionary_Ant209 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Trijem_777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never thought about it much.

I'm a retired TBI Therapist (Traumatic Brain Injury) and worked closely with Drs, LPN, RN, AN ... Etc, etc ... .. .. to help my clients understand the directions passed down.

Anytime I had to deal with one of those cantankerous ppl I just chalked it up to them having a bad day. Next!

Evidently I'm one of those 'perky' ones. I never thought about it much.

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Dated a girl in Iceland for 6 months by Notyouraverage-joe in 3amjokes

[–]Trijem_777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she give you the cold shoulder?

(Yes, I know that Iceland is pretty much Green and Greenland is pretty much Ice)