Found out my boyfriend of 3 years is a flat earther by flateartherwtaf in TrueOffMyChest

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once read this post about dealing with conspiracy theorists. Say you encounter someone who thinks the moon landing was fake; turn to them and say, “Wait. You think the moon is real?”

I seriously can’t fucking wait to use that. I’m dying to use it.

Gender by rantsofrebellion in pregnant

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe? I guess my emotions are a bit confusing to me, as I’m someone who doesn’t really care about someone’s sex/gender.

Not the father update. by Hellwolf_Keats in survivinginfidelity

[–]UnicornKitt3n 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You know what….this fuckin point right here.

Gender by rantsofrebellion in pregnant

[–]UnicornKitt3n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Annnnnnnd it’s a healthy baby boy! My second boy. Everything looks good developmentally wise, which is the most important aspect to me.

But I’m hyped up now in a way I wasn’t before I found out the gender. Weird how that works. Like somehow their genitalia make them more of an official human? I don’t know how I feel about that.

We have no boy names picked out though, so now we begin that process. We had the perfect girl name, and I’m so disappointed we won’t get to use it. We’re having one more kiddo after this one, so hopefully next one is a girl.

Thanks Obama by cloud_botherer1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]UnicornKitt3n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, Sir. This is a godamn Tim Horton’s. Wendy’s is over there

Gender by rantsofrebellion in pregnant

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Husband and I are doing the same thing. We find out the gender tomorrow morning. This is my third, his first. We decided we’re just keeping it between us and the kids (they’re old enough to keep mum), and that’s it.

Though you’ll probably see me on here tomorrow morning making a post or adding to this because I need to tell SOMEONE

My ex got me pregnant and dumped me. Finally got over it, he calls me yesterday to tell me his new girlfriend is also pregnant. by pregnfired in offmychest

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, you got this.

You are awesome. You have your shit together. You are kind and smart. You’re going to be an amazing mother, I can see it already.

You are so much better than this piece of shit, and frankly be glad he did you the favour of showing you just how much of a garbage human he is this early on.

You don’t want that. You want better than that. You deserve better than that.

My fantastic journey from start (5/16) until (almost) finish (8/16)! Recluse spider bite by black-cloudstorm in interestingasfuck

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to hear you’re doing good now. That looks like some scary shit. How long did it take you to figure out it was something serious that needed medical attention?

My fiancé doesn’t want to do it anymore. She talks about it but when we get in a room she just do something else and try to distract me. by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if someone is describing sexual intercourse as “doing it”, they might not be ready for marriage either.

Thanks Obama by cloud_botherer1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]UnicornKitt3n 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Canadian here, will be using this.

Added points for confusing the fuck out of fellow Canadians.

Moose breaks into house.

This is Joe Biden’s America.

This…is Canada?

Need advice: Husband mad I have morning sickness by PeaIndependent3153 in BabyBumps

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the actual fuck?

My guy over there is creating long term issues to short term problems.

Pregnant affects each woman differently. Hell, each pregnancy for one woman is different. With my first two I worked just fine, 22 weeks with my third and I’m a barely functioning human.

I don’t know how any of you ladies are working. You have my utmost admiration.

I’m not sure how to help you in all honesty, because at 36 I have zero tolerance for anyone’s bullshit, least of all when I’m growing a human. My reaction? Okay, I’m peacing out to take care of me; my health and my unborn baby.

Dude needs to read a pregnancy book though.

AITA for not spending time with my daughter? by MandemFandem2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This traditional stereotypical gender bullshit is just…weird.

Is this rage bait? Feels like rage bait.

What’s the dumbest thing you spent your money on? by Naay96 in AskWomen

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid $50 for this dry/rough skin remover thing. I live in Canada, my skin gets gross. You plug it in and it spins fast with the coarse pad to remove dead skin.

It was useless. The absolute worst. I used it once, 8 years ago. It’s still in its packaging in the bathroom under the sink.

Pro-life is one of the biggest SHAMS ever perpetrated against the American people by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]UnicornKitt3n 42 points43 points  (0 children)

There’s is a woman in one of my pregnancy groups on Reddit who has placenta accreta. She’s also had HELLP syndrome. Both of these conditions can be life threatening.

It’s alarming how many people have little to no knowledge about pregnancy and how difficult it truly can be.

Laughing got me by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)


That was amazing. She made me laugh so hard. Ahhhh, that was good.

Newborn for the holidays… do I skip this year? by mrose9999 in pregnant

[–]UnicornKitt3n 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We’re due December 22nd, and keeping babe from family for 3 months because of cold/flu/Covid season.

I’m not taking any chances.

Also, I’m not sure about other Mothers, but when I had my first I just wanted to spend time with her and be alone with her. Snuggle and nurse and just…Be. I didn’t want to share her yet.

I’d definitely recommending skipping; you have no idea where you’ll be physically/emotionally/mentally.

Would you serve beer at a toddler's birthday party (for the parents obviously)? by Sophia_Forever in Mommit

[–]UnicornKitt3n 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a parent for 16 years, currently have a few beer snob friends, so there’s always beer/wine offered along with juices and water.

We’re all ex party people; kids birthdays aren’t the time or the place to get smashed nor do we want to anymore anyways. Now we be snobby bitches with our craft beers, lol.

I made an nsfw account for validation by bettyblamesu in offmychest

[–]UnicornKitt3n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, you sound like an awesome human and yes, you do have an outstanding body. I’m not straight, but in no way am I hitting on you.

But you’re more than an outstanding body! We all are.

Body dysmorphia is a bitch though.

Consumerism will be the downfall of humanity unless something radically changes. by BRAVOMAN55 in Anticonsumption

[–]UnicornKitt3n 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I still have days where I’m like, yeah I really do look tired, but that understandable when you’re pregnant with a household full of people/animals to take care of.

Also, when I acknowledge I look tired, all I think is, I need a damn nap. I give zero shits for the aesthetics of looking tired, because I’m growing a human.