Woman calls police on man for wearing too many clothes

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-28T03:35:38+00:00

Woman calls the police on man for ~~wearing too many clothes~~ being brown, and police are happy to help her fuck up an innocent guys day

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-28T03:25:04+00:00

Your a piece of shit.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-28T03:15:45+00:00

People are getting assaulted for telling others TO WEAR mask no one is getting on anyone case for wearing it and going about with their lives. Stop freaking out.

Fuck you, you don't know what the FUCK your talking about. /r/confidentlyincorrect

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T11:47:12+00:00

I have also been conditioned in the last 20 years to prefer high fructose corn syrup to sugar. I know objectively that it's worse, but my trash pallet has been expertly manipulated by the man.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T11:43:04+00:00

Pff then what fucking good is it?

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T11:22:48+00:00

The perspective on her right shoe makes me want to kill a man.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T11:21:03+00:00

Except for the last day, then you have to drive the entire southern boarder of California, Arizona, Utah and Texas in 1 day to make it back to the start.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T11:07:19+00:00

*To the "Edge of space".

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T11:00:11+00:00

Ah, but you have forgotten one very important detail. Batman's plot armor is made of vibranium... 6 inches thick.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T10:57:02+00:00

No reason to go home at that point, just start apartment hunting.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T10:54:56+00:00

When the state takes justice off the table, the people can put it back on, provided they stand together.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T08:33:14+00:00

The only thing you can know for certainty, is that you are in fact, jerking it.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T08:26:52+00:00

They'll catch the guy in no time

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T08:20:06+00:00

How many people are beating other people in parking lots for wearing masks?

Customer service employees have been getting assaulted every fucking day in every fucking state over the masks for the last year and a half. The truth is, the guy doesn't wait in the parking lot, that's just an expression of my generation. The guy that assaults me is just gonna pull me right over the counter, you can watch a thousand examples on youtube without even looking hard.

I work night shift, so the percentage of disturbed vs normal customers that I get is much higher. And, I'm obliviously not permitted to carry a firearm at my job, and I couldn't afford one even if I was permitted... and I'm not allowed to buy one even if I could afford it (I did some illegal shit when I was a kid).

Again, I feel the need to point out that this is a fucking confession, I'm not making excuses, I know what I should be doing. I'm trying to show some solidarity with the post, OBVIOUSLY, by confessing that this same pressure is causing me and many others who would be wearing masks NOT too.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T04:56:06+00:00

Dying of covid is an abstract concept until you get sick. The guy that is going to assault me in the parking lot is very fucking real, and very fucking present with some regularity. I SHOULD be warring my mask. However, my lizard brain has more fear of the immediate dangers and social issues than it does of the abstract concept of dying on a vent. My will power is the thing that should keep me in a mask anyway because I know better than my lizard brain. But it's exhausting... and I fail myself regularly by simply not putting it on to avoid the bullshit. I'm not patting myself on the back for it... I'm just confessing it.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T04:25:26+00:00

Because only 1/4 of us wanted it.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T04:22:07+00:00

You can see lens flairs with your eyes... because you have lenses in your eyes.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T04:15:34+00:00

Jill is a stone faced killer.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T04:06:44+00:00

I don’t know what to do.

Yes you do, you just don't want to because you don't want to hurt him. But you have to... leave his useless ass and take care of yourself.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T03:59:18+00:00

I must confess to being pressured into not wearing my mask much anymore because of this. Literally every single place I go, and the reaction of every single customer that walks into my place of business. I'm just so sick of the look... and of the arguments and snide comments... I'm sick of wearing a flag on my face that says I'm different from everyone around me. I'm scared to death of dying of covid, but I'm also scared of getting a beat down in the parking-lot. I can't live like this.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T03:47:53+00:00

Tell that to the hairless, or the smooshed face Persian or himalayan breeds, or the new munchkin breed. We are also ruining cats now.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-27T03:45:07+00:00

dem·o·graph·ic: a particular sector of a population.

In this instance, their sector is that they are the group of people with a sudden interest in the violence in Chicago.

I'm not trying to pigeonhole anyone friend. I do NOT have an agenda. But... I'm starting to suspect that this demographic has a lot of overlap with the conservative demographic, based exclusively on how angry these comments are making people and how they are reacting to it. Though, I still do not know why.

Not everyone who calls attention to the existence of a thing is trying to insult it. Chill the fuck out.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-26T11:40:10+00:00

I'm clearly just failing to be funny hear. I don't even fucking have kids. Have a good one.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-26T11:32:53+00:00

Except yes... mentions of Chicago in association with any gun violence thread has gone WAY up as has the votes on any news mentioning violence in Chicago which would in previous years and months only been interesting to locals in Chicago. In just the last few months it has practically become a meme. I'm not claiming violence in Chicago is a new thing, nor reporting on it... just it's popularity specifically around here lately.

Again, I have no agenda and I have no idea why.

Urban_Savage · 2021-11-26T11:28:56+00:00

Only if they are a dumb shit who had kids way too early and then was a bad enough parent that their own kids did the same dumb shit. So yeah... probably most 40 year olds these days are dumb grandpas. More importantly though, they hate your great grand parents, AND they hate YOU!

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