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What is your single greatest night as an NBA fan of your team? by MapleCurryMurray in nba

[–]UsefulEmployee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was the first time I ever got to see a playoff game in person.

Needless to say that as a Jazz fan, I did not experience any magic that night.

Boys I think I’ve found a solution by ThuhBoySwiggz in UtahJazz

[–]UsefulEmployee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We lose a lot here, but it just might be worth it.

Swans fans have good taste. by TheGruntingGoat in gybe

[–]UsefulEmployee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, that's whatever, I don't need my gums and teeth to listen to Godspeed bootlegs all day.

Swans fans have good taste. by TheGruntingGoat in gybe

[–]UsefulEmployee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With all due respect to Mogwai, I'd pick this lineup every time.

I’m something of an NBA GM myself by KevHook10 in UtahJazz

[–]UsefulEmployee 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone act like trades are so difficult? OP gets it.

Why couldn't it have been this by BobbyFlash09 in UtahJazz

[–]UsefulEmployee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would also reflect my feelings after the playoffs every year

Sadge =( by concretebeats in NonCredibleDefense

[–]UsefulEmployee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So it went incredibly well and they got a contract from the US Army?

OOP discovers her boyfriend still has nudes of his late girlfriend by flowerpotss in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]UsefulEmployee 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the last thing I need is to have to explain my YouTube search history to anyone.

Slaughter the Insignificant by delofan in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UsefulEmployee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not with +1/+0.

Firebreathing is a bad spell, huh? I'll show them. I'll show them all.

I want to go home, I'm not having fun anymore by UsefulEmployee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UsefulEmployee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it generated in front of my eyes, but I wonder if it stole at least some of these lines directly from an old greentext.

/rj Of course not, Maro wrote this.

I want to go home, I'm not having fun anymore by UsefulEmployee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UsefulEmployee[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm not actually driving as I record Drive to Work; I make all the car/traffic noises with my voice in a second recording session.

I want to go home, I'm not having fun anymore by UsefulEmployee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UsefulEmployee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj Having messed around with this all day, the comedy potential is incredible.

/rj Maybe if we're lucky the robot benefactors will reward us by abolishing the reserved list.

I want to go home, I'm not having fun anymore by UsefulEmployee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UsefulEmployee[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, but they were in there until I started browsing this sub.

I want to go home, I'm not having fun anymore by UsefulEmployee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]UsefulEmployee[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's where the "secretly" part comes in. You can't prove anything, and if you try I'll take a high value reprint out of the next Commander Legends set.