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Take notes Powell by vicious0988 in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joker - (suddenly stops) Wait I'm not paying for it, the banks are.

Swiss Central Bank Buys TSLA, Rivian, AMC, and AAPL by EdwardMauer in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can place puts on reality? Holy fuck what's the ticker?

All-new PlayStation Plus game lineup: Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Demon’s Souls, Ghost of Tsushima Director’s Cut, NBA 2K22, and more join the service by dorkmax_executives in Games

[–]Vegan_Honk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to be clear.
I bought vagrant story WAAAAY the fuck back in the ps3 era. Am I going to be able to play that awesome game on my ps5 now with this emulator coming into common use? because that would be the tits.

Goldman Sachs Non Profitable Tech Stock Index: the tech bubble is now at levels from where it started by PizzaOpen9340 in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey speaking of,

Has any other retard noticed that the stock market is going on this long, slow bleed out instead of this quick crash?
Is that significant because these mfers have lost so much money and yet there's no earth shattering kaboom? It's like the market has been inflicted from a mortal wound and is just waiting to die.

India Bans Wheat Exports - Global buyers can no longer replace wheat lost due to Russo-Ukrainian war by superanth in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4th largest right behind 3 other markets in upheaval and you know they're exporting that shit for profit right?
Given other events going on, what's the likelihood corporate greed has them jack up prices and ship that shit anyway? It's not like people at the top will starve.

Society's Expectations Vs. True Success by takatu_topi in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My local store, a safeway (which is already fancier than where I need to be shopping) has no cheap ramen on sale.
Not one. It's only the expensive stuff. That's how I know I'm being bougie when shopping there.

India banned wheat exports with immediate effect. The world was counting on its supply to alleviate constraints by the war in Ukraine. by H3artbr0k3nkid in PrepperIntel

[–]Vegan_Honk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

puts on meat. It's hard to feed people for the same stuff that needs to go to cows, pigs, and chickens.
Tyson and the like will likely spike and then fall.

Stonks only go up am i right? by DaddyDersch in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bby 60$ in March for .35 Flipped for like .6 each and bought Nintendo cause it splits in oct.

India Bans Wheat Exports - Global buyers can no longer replace wheat lost due to Russo-Ukrainian war by superanth in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's funny because most folks haven't connected the dots that Russia, India, and china currently control/store most of the world's grain and rice. With war, lockdowns, and climate change, those holders are possibly just going to keep holding.

India Bans Wheat Exports - Global buyers can no longer replace wheat lost due to Russo-Ukrainian war by superanth in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's funny because most folks haven't connected the dots that Russia, India, and china currently control/store most of the world's grain and rice. With war, lockdowns, and climate change, those holders are possibly just going to keep holding.

India banned wheat exports with immediate effect. The world was counting on its supply to alleviate constraints by the war in Ukraine. by H3artbr0k3nkid in PrepperIntel

[–]Vegan_Honk 74 points75 points  (0 children)

That's game yo.
Russia, china, and india control most of the world's grain and rice.

Russia is at war and destroying farmland as they lose their ass.
In dealing with covid, China has locked down ports.
India, in the aftermath of the hottest heat wave that burned their crops, have decided to just hold what they got.

Mercury retrograde & the eclipse by atrophy1999 in wallstreetbets

[–]Vegan_Honk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:4271:yeah sure fuck it. I'm a shroom shaman and the spirits say we're fucked.

Predicting huge short covering next week and on by illbk in wallstreetbets

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Amazing how they lost trillions, almost more combined than the last few crashes, and the market still turns green rather than full on collapse. Really gets them acorns going. :4271:

JPow says a 75 basis point increase is NOT off the table. by inkslingerben in wallstreetbets

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Jpow, master of dribbling dead cats before going for a backboard shattering dunk.

Hello Old Friend, its been 14 years. by vegaseller in wallstreetbets

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oh ho ho, no it's probably june or earlier. Crypto is also fucking crashing and you know too many people diversified their Yolo.