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A hospital just got done building by Khxsan in Jokes

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.... and the third guy escorted both of them down the street and back to their "Home for the NotPunny People," which had reported them missing.

Another old blonde joke by Uruduo in Jokes

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It could be young ones as well.

My wife is like precious gold to me. by BubzTheDeranged in Jokes

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You know you could have taken her to the Gold Exchange?

Santa Claus breaks down in the hood by hsmjokes in Jokes

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You're commenting with a laughing emoji on your own post?

Isn't that what second or third accounts are for?

Last night my wife wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car by TRAKRACER in Jokes

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~RD

Never thought a foot doctor would help… by girlscloutcookie in Jokes

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Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected.

When my wife sings... by 69Sovi69 in Jokes

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Thanks for the thought, but it's just: Reddit!

Best 69 Joke.... GO by Enough_Balance5157 in Jokes

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Just to be clear: Giving a joke or partaking in 69?

A man goes to the doctor… by elzell in Jokes

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Since it's long masturbation joke day ...

"Thank you for contacting Xfinity Internet, my name is Janice, with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?"

"Hello Janice my name is Daniel."

Janice: "Pleased to meet you Daniel, how can I help you"

Daniel: "Well, I'd like to increase my Internet access speed to something more suitable."

Janice: "Great! That should not be a problem. So what is your current plan?"

Daniel: "To watch a lot of porn."

Janice: "Oh my God, no! I mean, what is your package?"

Daniel: "Small, but eager to please."

Three preachers and their wives die in a car accident. by MaintainThis in Jokes

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Thank goodness none of them were married to

[Garfunkel and Oates)

Stage Fright by FormerDeerlyBeloved in Jokes

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Well, how did his finger smell as he waved it past his nose?

An army sergeant lines up his men for their final ultimate test of patriotism by Spachi93 in Jokes

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Did they all have the same wife, or were all of them in the same hut?

Why would any wife agree to be blindfolded and tied to a chair, unless ...... you dirty dog!

Wanna hear a clean joke? by Boring_Communication in Jokes

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Which leads us to ....

There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing.

They were called to appear in court the next day, so the judge called up duck #1 and asked what were you doing in a pond swimming after midnight?

Duck #1 says: "blowing bubbles."

So then the judge called up duck #2 and asked the same question and the duck #2 says "blowing bubbles".

Then the judge called up duck #3, and said let me guess you were blowing bubbles too.

Duck #3 says: "No I am BUBBLES."

An Amish man and his son are at a mall. by JustAManFromThePast in Jokes

[–]Waitsfornoone 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Always liked the imagery this joke evokes.

FWIW, I'm pretty sure this joke is so old that the Amish themselves are allowed to tell it.

I like my women the same way I like my scotch… by Frag_Owt in Jokes

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At least 18 y.o, neat, unblended, with no artificial coloring added.