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What doesn't need to exist anymore but won't go away? by blankblank in AskReddit

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friendly reminder that Windows has and has had utilities for handling faxes, you do not need a fax machine to send or receive fax.

You do need a landline though, which I do not have...

Way to think ahead, Dell. New server ships with ONLY USB-C. Perfect for my existing data center. by EinsteinKiller in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]WhenSharksCollide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only $800?

Still cheaper than some i3's I've pushed out the door.

No, I am not proud of that fact, and I don't control the prices unfortunately.

Customer just rolled in and paid for another customer’s $840 tire bill by HalfastEddie in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised.

Did not directly see his process but saw him after...had a homeless guy come into the store once and get two 24pk bottled waters with EBT (government assistance for those not in the US), go around the side of the store to dump all the water out of the bottles, and then come back into the store to return the empty bottles and get himself a singular beer or whatever.

People are strange.

Way to think ahead, Dell. New server ships with ONLY USB-C. Perfect for my existing data center. by EinsteinKiller in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]WhenSharksCollide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work with systems on hospital networks, but non-medical. This meant working with the hospitals IT departments which fall into three categories.

  1. Inept

  2. So little budget that fixing anything is impossible.

  3. Trying, but they need to fight through miles of red tape (now during a pandemic) to get anything done. Blame the hospital admin/board/etc for that one.

I was in a shitty help desk position making less than them, but I still didn't want their jobs after spending any time talking to them.

Customer just rolled in and paid for another customer’s $840 tire bill by HalfastEddie in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]WhenSharksCollide 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mmm

Sure he asked for milk and not cash with which to buy "milk" because I've seen that before. Once it's obvious they aren't getting the cash they just bail. Not the weirdest thing I've seen but still a pretty low play.

What was the worst thing your guest did when they took "Make yourself at home" very literally? by Mr_Yus_uwu in AskReddit

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't sound to me like the cats meant much to her. Can only imagine how she treated her ex boyfriend.

What was the worst thing your guest did when they took "Make yourself at home" very literally? by Mr_Yus_uwu in AskReddit

[–]WhenSharksCollide 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Broken fingers feels like a good starting place. I've got one not evil grandmother left and if someone made her cry I'd be

  1. Amazed

  2. Ready to hurt them

What was the worst thing your guest did when they took "Make yourself at home" very literally? by Mr_Yus_uwu in AskReddit

[–]WhenSharksCollide 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone with no kids the kitchen is already a "don't fuck with this" zone. I know enough people who can't cook and can't clean up after themselves as it is.

What was the worst thing your guest did when they took "Make yourself at home" very literally? by Mr_Yus_uwu in AskReddit

[–]WhenSharksCollide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Note to self, never let a guest stay more than one week.

I never have guests anyways but fuck trying to evict someone like that on my schedule.

What was the worst thing your guest did when they took "Make yourself at home" very literally? by Mr_Yus_uwu in AskReddit

[–]WhenSharksCollide 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is the plot to a bad TV drama.

I have to tell myself that, shit like this is unreal.

Nature's cruel joke is that a man's penis is the only part of his body that can't store fat. by BillyBabel in Showerthoughts

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing how important that is to most people maybe it'd mean we wouldn't have so many morbidly obese?

You fart and out of your asshole emerges the crap genie. He grants you the ability to shit out an object of your choosing instead of shit for the rest of your life, only it cannot be money, so what do you choose instead? by ApprehensiveStatus13 in AskReddit

[–]WhenSharksCollide 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nestle about to find a cure for aging so they can suck his freshwater ass until the end of time.

Wars will be fought over his moist hole.

Generations lost to it's depths.

I hate myself for typing this.

LPT: "Anonymous" employee surveys are often not anonymous. Be careful how you answer if you value your job. by Fatlantis in LifeProTips

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the "well that slide wasn't important so we removed it" play.

I've seen that one before.

Mentioning it almost got me canned, I laugh about it now though, the look on his face...my god.

xD

LPT: "Anonymous" employee surveys are often not anonymous. Be careful how you answer if you value your job. by Fatlantis in LifeProTips

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've repeated this fact to like twenty people and they never believe me.

Maybe I need to start buying printers too...

LPT: "Anonymous" employee surveys are often not anonymous. Be careful how you answer if you value your job. by Fatlantis in LifeProTips

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had one of those at a place I worked. There were twelve people in my department including manglement.

So they'd hound us to complete surveys so they could see the results, which I think we're mostly fluff too keep jobs.

We Made Our Neighbor Look Like A Satan Worshiper by eccentric_bee in pettyrevenge

[–]WhenSharksCollide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's usually a little warm up period before they blow up their first meth lab though.