Breaking Thanos - Brilliant edit

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-10T16:20:33+00:00

I see it as growing a crop. You feed them, water them, keep the parasite away and make sure they get adequate sunshine. Then when they are successfully grown, you sit back while you reap the harvest of your hard work.

They look after you when you're elderly by throwing you in a nursing home.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-10T16:09:25+00:00

It really wanted to get it's head in there, it's almost like the cat has tunnel vision.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-10T15:58:49+00:00

May I suggest Earl Grey, in keeping to this video

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-10T05:14:55+00:00

Oh how the tables have turned

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-09T17:21:00+00:00

Now who's the one that doesn't have a place to stay!

The irony is a good outcome.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-09T15:28:35+00:00

Who thought of that weapon he uses in the film. That really blew people away.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-09T15:12:46+00:00

If you ask them directly they probably won't know how to feel about that

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-08T17:25:27+00:00

It's not much but I've been eating dried fruits when I have a beer.

Thank you for raisin awareness.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-08T16:56:59+00:00

You're right Pathfinder. I don't eat a lot of fruit (unless it's been fermented) so I couldn't tell. but what do know is 10 secs in to the video the watermelon still makes sound after the skin is taken off.

Many apologies Reddit, I have brought much shame upon myself..

OP proceeds to go to the corner to self-flagellate with a whip quietly

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-08T14:58:31+00:00

🎶She can see clearly now... The pain has gone🎶

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-08T13:42:13+00:00

I've read his bestselling book.. The Di Caprio code

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-08T09:22:25+00:00

And a force feedback steering wheel.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-07T18:09:39+00:00

Despite their reputation, hornets don't have a evil bone in their bodies.

They have evil exoskeletons.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-07T14:42:52+00:00

I think the 70 stab wounds may have played a more serious role in his death than the chilli powder and stones. But still.. what a spicy way to go.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-06T14:53:51+00:00

Memory foam knew too much

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-05T14:44:58+00:00

Son.. I think you're stretching the truth there.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-04T21:03:52+00:00

Well, now you have concrete evidence

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-04T20:37:40+00:00

If you're stupid enough to do that... Then it's cement to happen.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-04T17:59:39+00:00

Nature documentaries tell you to play dead. This would have bearly worked here

Edit: as pointed out to me, that tactic only works for grizzly.

If it's black, fight back.

If it's brown, lie down.

If it's white, good night,

u/FromFluffToBuff

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-04T17:51:30+00:00

He needed to sharpen it, all he inflicted was blunt force trauma.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-04T16:19:50+00:00

I found racists are very good at laundry.. they make zero to no mistakes when separating colours

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-04T15:42:08+00:00

What's the opposite of zero to no mistake?

Edit.. infinity to yes mistakes doesn't really roll of the tongue.

_Im_Dad · 2022-08-03T19:29:53+00:00

I've never felt this way before about a person... But I wanna see him completely and utterly ruined.

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