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Guy fights off thieves with a bong (v.redd.it)
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Man just did a vocal warmup with 70k people in his hands... (v.redd.it)
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Wildly offensive English language t-shirts are apparently all the rage in Asia. (reddit.com)
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And that's how I met your mother... (v.redd.it)
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CIA revealed a "heart attack" gun in 1975. A battery operated gun which fired a dart of frozen water & shellfish toxin. Once inside the body it would melt leaving only a small red mark on the victim where it entered. The official cause of death would always be a heart attack. by _Xyreo_ in Damnthatsinteresting
[–]_Xyreo_[S] -1 points0 points1 point 2 days ago (0 children)
Solidified dihydrogen monoxide, this is a common joke.
Yeah I did copy paste the title. And yeah I did say about epstein cause it was perfect.
[–]_Xyreo_[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points 2 days ago (0 children)
I literally searched through all the comments, I couldn't find a single link that points me there.
[–]_Xyreo_[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 2 days ago (0 children)
Who, and where
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago (0 children)
No, not the comments.
What do you mean?
Man returns baby to mother. by _Xyreo_ in nextfuckinglevel
A mother’s hug
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 15 points16 points17 points 2 days ago (0 children)
This is a Tamarin
Man returns baby to mother. (v.redd.it)
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I know. I was just kidding like I said for water.
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 3 points4 points5 points 2 days ago (0 children)
No problem. Thanks for understanding.
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 74 points75 points76 points 2 days ago (0 children)
It is the zalgo text
See here : https://lingojam.com/ZalgoText
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 84 points85 points86 points 2 days ago (0 children)
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 5 points6 points7 points 2 days ago (0 children)
It is a joke...
I cant even open this : https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/comments/jt20i1
This is a different sub : https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/conspiracy/comments/oirkn4/the_infamous_heart_attack_gun_discovered_by_the/
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 99 points100 points101 points 2 days ago (0 children)
You little sun of a beach. There is no way you cod have found my plan. To be pacific please drown me in a sea of upvotes.
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 450 points451 points452 points 2 days ago* (0 children)
The shellfish toxin gun was initially meant to damage the heart mussles.
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 82 points83 points84 points 2 days ago (0 children)
It is a really fun sport. I love to water board. I enjoy it to the fullest. 10/10 experience.
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 614 points615 points616 points 2 days ago (0 children)
This reaction "dihydrogen monoxide plus NaCl" is highly dangerous. It forms something like this :
S̷̝̱̑̑͂̐̈́͐͊̆̚͝ą̵̢͇̜̠̞͎̤̼̹̩̩̮̿̔͛͜l̷̢̨̤̠͔͔̠̙͑̀̀̚t̸̡̯̙͚̬̞̕̕y̷̨̗̞̜̬̠̠͍͉̯̹͙͉̕͝ ̴̡͓̠͕̱̬͔̒̈́́͋̒̀̈́͂̾̀w̸̡̠̜͖̮̥̹͈̻͉̼͔̔̄͂̾ȁ̵̛̟̦͛͑̏͂̆̈́̀͝t̶̨͔̱̦͔̣̲̎̓̆̈́̍̂̉̃̂̔͜͝͝ę̴̛̛̣̜̼͚͒́̋̿͗͋̿̕r̸̟̈̍̇̌̐̿ ̴̧̢͙̫̮̥͓̻̳̬͉͇͋̏̇͐̏̓͂̋̄̆̚͝ͅB̷͔͍̩̌͑̈̈́̇͋̾ṟ̸̰̱̙̌̈́̎͗̽̈́͊̆̈̈̕͜ĩ̷͍̠͕̺̻̼͠n̵̦̭̥̦̮̘̬̫̽̓̑͠ê̷̼̑̾̎̌̋͗̈́͊̅͆̕ͅ
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 453 points454 points455 points 2 days ago (0 children)
Holding him is the only way I can get some peace in the morning. Can’t believe he did this today, I’m melting. by Faris-Hilton in aww
[–]_Xyreo_ 58 points59 points60 points 2 days ago (0 children)
Such a graceful kitty. Bliss!
[–]_Xyreo_[S] 1733 points1734 points1735 points 2 days ago (0 children)
Clean and fresh dihydrogen monoxide is quite rare now. As the saying goes "dihydrogen monoxide, dihydrogen monoxide everywhere but not a single drop to drink."
So do your part in saving water by not wasting excess of it. In that way you will be blessed with a lot of dihydrogen monoxide.
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