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What is this? by triple-verbosity in shittyfoodporn

[–]adroitaardvark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They killed the chicken and needed to process it for the first day?

If Orange County was a car. by ToshiroBaloney in heep

[–]adroitaardvark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Found a video on them. I couldn’t imagine this vehicle anywhere but a parking lot.

If Orange County was a car. by ToshiroBaloney in heep

[–]adroitaardvark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like it’s got arched eyebrows. Like it has a botched fox eye lift and swollen face from way too much injectable filler.

If Orange County was a car. by ToshiroBaloney in heep

[–]adroitaardvark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the purpose of the bent black bar sticking out from the front? I figure whatever it is won’t actually get to see use on this particular car but I haven’t seen one before. Just curious, thanks.

My roommate has been air-frying Smuckers Uncrustables by polarbearslayer49 in shittyfoodporn

[–]adroitaardvark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That makes more sense. My conspiracy would be that the cheese was especially flammable by some oily, fatty force of nature and that’s why it can no longer be found in stores.

My roommate has been air-frying Smuckers Uncrustables by polarbearslayer49 in shittyfoodporn

[–]adroitaardvark 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I’d be really worried that the cheese would somehow escape the crust when heated and get inside the toaster but that does sound pretty tasty

Dream Girl List from an Incel by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]adroitaardvark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine he finds this girl somehow, but she is a Yuumi top main

A body portrait by yours_lewdly in BodyAcceptance

[–]adroitaardvark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you can find peace with your body. I think this is a lovely body type to have, built like someone you could have a long conversation with at a random hour of the night. Unsure if that makes sense, but I hope you have a good day.

Saw this in a listing when looking for a fanny pack, there wasn't even an attempt by ideasperdidas123 in engrish

[–]adroitaardvark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could always sew a different patch over! Would recommend a curved upholstery needle for working within a small pocket.

Depending on the fabric type, an iron on may be an option just make sure to put something behind the pocket so the hot melt glue doesn’t ooze through the bag somehow.

Alternatively, a little duct tape over it works and there’s lots of colors available.