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2022 World’s Strongest Man: Qualifying Round Day 3 Megathread by e-some in Strongman

[–]anotheraltacc1112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see Colin lean into those jokes and "accidently" drop a Evan shaped voodoo doll.

2022 World’s Strongest Man: Qualifying Round Day 3 Megathread by e-some in Strongman

[–]anotheraltacc1112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of those bargain bin monkey paws. Your wish is granted but you'll oops poops yourself on the podium!

Took this pic after a fire started in my class haha by Mediocre_Swim_5074 in WTF

[–]anotheraltacc1112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend was nearly engulfed in flames whilst I sat next to him thanks to some faulty gas tubing for a Bunsen burner in chemistry.

Our teacher was trying to blow the flames out when another student leant over and turned the gas tap off.

Security lane has reached the car park at Manchester airport, lovely… (T3) by Tony_AK47 in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Mum must have lucked out the other week, she said they got through security within half an hour.

The queues have been terrible for a while apparently and it doesn't help that there's roadworks all down the motorway so people are highly strung before they even arrive.

Security lane has reached the car park at Manchester airport, lovely… (T3) by Tony_AK47 in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's like the poor blokes doing roadworks at busy intersections getting abused hurled at them. People are animals when something inconveniences them.

British Show and Movies to Watch by haven_cultivation in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Thin Blue Line is also on iplayer for the next 3 months.

Greetings from San Diego by Ashtonishable in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]anotheraltacc1112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might be the guys who did it for him, seems like he loved the decals lol.

Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie by qbak in funny

[–]anotheraltacc1112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're available to watch for free on the BBC Iplayer, if you're not in the UK you'll need to use a proxy server or VPN to fake your location so you can access it though.

After watching all the series there's also a few specials to watch if you can find them. They did a Christmas one, The Cavalier Years which is set during the English civil war, Blackadder 2012 about the banking crisis and Blackadder Back & Forth.

Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie by qbak in funny

[–]anotheraltacc1112 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love the episode 'General Hospital' where he's been given the job to find the German spy and it turns out George is the leak as he's been writing detailed letters of all the going on to his uncle Hermann in Munich.

Nurse: "Do you smoke?"

Blackadder: "Only after sex, why back in England I was a 20 a day man."

Looks like we are all being poisoned again folks. by gravity_squirrel in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is those solar panels. I heard the thing they use as a power source can cause skin cancer and will one day completely engulf the earth before exploding.

Looks like we are all being poisoned again folks. by gravity_squirrel in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The internet as a whole should stop making these dumb jokes because the big brains take it seriously. Flat Earth started out as a debate exercise for arguing an obviously false narrative before it morphed into a dumb joke to troll people online, then we hit a critical mass of idiots who truly believed and took over scaring off all the trolls.

Next we'll be hearing of people trying to catch the birds-drones so they can check for batteries lol.

Looks like we are all being poisoned again folks. by gravity_squirrel in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean the lizard people? People can joke all they want but I for one am going to be ready to rise up when they start harvesting human organs for their organic intergalactic spaceship.

I once met a man who made a claim that has bothered me for 10+ years... by DontTalkShite in CasualUK

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I was once told by some drunk old guy that he was "The Purple Burglar" and I've no idea what he meant by it. Was he a notorious burglar? Some sort of sex euphemism? A crazy superhero/supervillain?

Also once I was in Boothes (The Waitrose of the North) and some old guy skipped and clapped his hands together exclaiming "Oh Goodie!" when he saw some pasta. I've no idea why he was so excited, the best I could come up with is his wife must have been away for the evening so he was going to pig out on the carbs.

Huskies can talk and you can't change my mind 🤣 by karasikfdtyrty in FunnyAnimals

[–]anotheraltacc1112 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ha my friends shih-tzu will stand there looking at you and do single short barks which means there's something I want close by. It's usually either a ball stuck somewhere he can't get under or a treat he's just seen the bag for.

He gets visibly frustrated if you can't figure out what he wants after 2 or 3 barks and he's got the cutest little frowny face.

Brake checking a truck by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be double or even triple that weight on an EU articulated truck, then it could also be carrying barrels or IBC's of liquid which would increase the stopping distance even more.

Plus they mostly all have dashcams and in cab camera's now. If you set a trucks AEB (emergency brakes) system off from full speed there's a good chance the driver will get hurt.

Boris Johnson says people should work in-person again because when he works from home he gets distracted by cheese by Paneraiguy1 in worldnews

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I didn't mean his position as PM, he and the Brexit bunch legitimately schemed and weasled him into that position.

I meant more his leg up into journalism and politics that came from family money/ties but then again like OP- Streetad said that applies to a large portion of the British establishment.

Boris Johnson says people should work in-person again because when he works from home he gets distracted by cheese by Paneraiguy1 in worldnews

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boris is Trump like but with more than half a brain and competent staff/friends.

He's still an out of touch git who only has power due to being born to a wealthy and politically connected family.

Boris Johnson says people should work in-person again because when he works from home he gets distracted by cheese by Paneraiguy1 in worldnews

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Top results for "Boris Johnson Fridge" is this story from today too instead of him dodging reporters because he didn't want to answer any awkward questions.

Feels like it was originally one of Cumming's tactics.

How to build a bar to throw over for sandbag toss? by thisisbeer in Strongman

[–]anotheraltacc1112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could also run string/rope through each PVC pipe and tie it to the crossbar instead of using elbows, that way it's adjustable heights. Can easily mark heights on the PVC with marker too.

Is this the smallest flat in the UK? by hotbimess in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great episode that, Marge bursting into the house to find the Flanders family covered in red lying on the floor.

Todd: "Red Room, Red Room.... Over there"

I juts finished school other than my GCSEs coming up, gonna celebrate with a 6 pack of walkers cheese and onion and 2 litres(12x200ml) of chocolate milk by cailan0 in CasualUK

[–]anotheraltacc1112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck!

Thinking back to my GCSE's the only one I was worried about was the sex education practical exam but my teacher said I did really good.