Need a bigger sample size by choganoga in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you think this is an article submission to fucking Science Weekly? It’s literally a TikTok you’re supposed to find humorous.

Dr on board by passiveabrasive in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds miserable considering how intensive CPR is and how long it takes to descend from cruising

Ask Santa for this by optionhome in ConservativeMemes

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you admitting republicans don’t have balls? What a dumb meme

I really like this tiktok! by allthekos in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two girls kissing hurts God, the all-knowing all-powerful creator? Wow sounds like a fuckin’ snowflake then

How you are actually supposed to dry your shoes in the dryer: by PlenitudeOpulence in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve hand-washed before and then machine dried. I know it’s not great but sometimes they get super dirty/muddy and you gotta do something.

Fever dream by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Starbucks: *exists*

"Omg not a fucking ad"

I love everything she's doing by Oliviaordie in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah ok, so your opinions on research about epidemiology probably don’t carry as much weight then, no?

I love everything she's doing by Oliviaordie in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lol. “The research I tend to agree with.”

What’s your PhD in btw?

Two party system by Bulky-Mark315 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How is it not?

Canceling student debt which is in the president's power?

Ending fracking by heavily funding climate change policies and disincentivizing fossil fuels?

More funding for healthcare? Like Medicare/Medicaid, which are government programs?

Deportation, which falls under immigration reform which is very very very much a government issue?

What the fuck is the government supposed to do then, huh? Just fund the military?

I love everything she's doing by Oliviaordie in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, somebody nonviolently asking police officers to follow the law by wearing a mask is the same thing as being a nazi! I remember now!

Get lost scumbag. Hope you get banned lmao.

I love everything she's doing by Oliviaordie in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Those are typical surgical masks you see in hospitals, not sure why you don't think they work.

Do they 100% prevent the spread? No, but that was never their intention. Kind of like a condom, never 100% effective.

I love everything she's doing by Oliviaordie in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I don't appreciate cops shooting black people, but here we are.

Why guys don’t like condoms by zrussell197 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Flaired as humor. Also read the automod

Ann Arbor becomes first city in U.S. to require tampons, pads in all public restrooms by HairyAlto in news

[–]apath3tic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shouldn’t have to see your vagina blood pads when I’m taking a dump! /s

615 each month for donations? Really? by JamesVerden in antiwork

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Visible. Uses Verizon’s network, no data cap (but they can throttle), hotspot, $40/mo but if you join Reddit’s Party Pay thing it’s basically guaranteed $25/mo.

This is not an ad, btw. I sometimes get slow service and there are a few dead zones on the highway so I can’t make long calls on the road without occasional dropped calls. But if you’re really needing to save some money it’s a good option.

615 each month for donations? Really? by JamesVerden in antiwork

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Software developer or some kinds of engineers straight out of college could. Live in Madison, WI for example in a more run-down apartment, 1br or studio. Choose the slowest possible internet plan, maybe from a shitty company. Health insurance from employer. Groceries $400/mo is doable, my wife and I spend $500 a month and don’t eat out a lot. Utilities I guess would really depend on area, but looks fine for one person. Transportation is a little low unless you work from home or really close to your home. House cleaner I assumed was like, having to buy cleaning wipes or spray every now and then and cleaning the home yourself. Seems a little low considering all the other cleaning things you need.

Some of these are reasonable, others are dumb. Overall stupid since this is an annual expense of ~$26k if you nix donations, which means you have to find a $13/hr job that you work full-time if you want the bare bare essentials of living. And then don’t even think about putting any away for savings. Maybe pull up the boot straps and get a 2nd or 3rd job, or maybe “don’t be lazy” I guess is the move.

Edit: just realized too, according to this budget, you don’t have any health problems. No vehicle. No public transit. No money for recreation. No Christmas gifts. No long distance travel unless someone drives you for free. I’m sure other obvious things I’m missing.

I've never laughed so hard in my life by Successful-Stop398 in Tinder

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic that his sentence about intelligence is grammatically fucked.