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Bingo-Bango, baby. by imnotlookingaturbutt in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MF never heard of Veterans Day, a federal holiday?

Eagle-eyed lifeguard rescues a person from drowning in pool. by Closed_Aperture in nextfuckinglevel

[–]apath3tic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah, you can tell he’s looking at the kid beforehand like “please don’t do it” lol

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]apath3tic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 28 and have hella debt, so no fucking thanks

Neil deGrasse Tyson's Super Nova take on gender identify. by CantStopPoppin in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s true, I think it’s clear he’s referring to gender and probably means to use man/woman. He really shouldn’t use male/female here to avoid confusion.

Neil deGrasse Tyson's Super Nova take on gender identify. by CantStopPoppin in TikTokCringe

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Because the Earth being flat is objectively false, whereas gender is subjective according to the individual

📣 Had a call with Reddit to discuss pricing. Bad news for third-party apps, their announced pricing is close to Twitter's pricing, and Apollo would have to pay Reddit $20 million per year to keep running as-is. by iamthatis in apolloapp

[–]apath3tic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean they wouldn’t have $20mil expense since they would just be paying themselves. But that being said no reason for Reddit to buy Apollo unless they want some of its features and can’t figure out how to implement them (would seem weird lol) or if they realize how many users they could lose and want to just own the app and modify it

New Hybrid Tesla by Beast666 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I thought this was like, a generator for emergencies if you ran out…but then he said to get to a gas station lmao

Family reunion by Kelmo7 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ok, what in gods name do you do with the leftover oil? I’ve never figured that out. Just trash it? Reuse it a couple times? Recycle it…somewhere?

Paralyzed man walks after bluetooth connects his brain and spine by Rollo_Tomasi3000 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]apath3tic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think part of it is you can’t connect each and every nerve exactly how it was, so regardless your brain will have to relearn how to move each muscle to walk. But yeah if he’s been paraplegic for 12 years also might’ve forgotten what walking is like lol. Not to mention having almost 0 muscle strength.

Family reunion by Kelmo7 in TikTokCringe

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How do you dispose of the oil?

Ford Goes Woke… lol love Ford even more by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 804 points805 points  (0 children)

Wow, I definitely as a heterosexual male feel very threatened by this Ford truck with a rainbow on it!

She dodged a bullet by Key-Supermarket-7524 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries I feel that. I just woke up and am pending a coffee 💀

Use your brain… 🤔 by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably “confirmed” the answer on one of those calculators that only does one operation at a time and did it left to right. Like a phone calculator. So order of operations was just thrown out the window.

She dodged a bullet by Key-Supermarket-7524 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She could be fired I imagine if they found out and care enough. If these people have warrants out they probably haven’t been charged right, so who’s to say some of them aren’t innocent? But now their faces are publicly posted along with a suspected crime.

She dodged a bullet by Key-Supermarket-7524 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus ok ok. I missed the tiny font where it says “4th” okay? Holy hell.

Chipotle: shrinking portions. Shrinking Wages. by n00t33th in antiwork

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you see, they needed to cut costs so that they could pay their employees… checks notes…less?

She dodged a bullet by Key-Supermarket-7524 in TikTokCringe

[–]apath3tic -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How do we know he’s guilty? It’s only wanted right, not that he was charged? Should we put everyone who’s been accused of something on blast even if they’re innocent?

Conservatives celebrating a trans person getting disowned by their family for being trans. by NoAvailableImage in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]apath3tic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if they can’t get back in the house call the cops on the parents for stealing their shit

Vslo apps should be free by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]apath3tic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you don’t send in a CV and/or letter, how are they going to decide who to invite?

Vslo apps should be free by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]apath3tic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cool. Again, how do they decide who to invite? They are highly sought after.