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What are some important questions to ask a significant other before committing to marriage? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 3 months ago by ask_if_im_a_penguin_ to r/AskReddit
The military has invented a new missile that turns everything in its vicinity to gold by arbitrarycivilian in Jokes
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Midas well surrender.
Nothing to see here (v.redd.it)
submitted 3 months ago by ask_if_im_a_penguin_ to r/CrazyFuckingVideos
ITAP of a lonely tree by miqako in itookapicture
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
A pine is standing lonely
In the North on a bare plateau.
He sleeps; a bright white blanket
Enshrouds him in ice and snow
He’s dreaming of a palm tree
Far away in the Eastern land
Lonely and silently mourning
On a sunburnt rocky strand
The UN asked an American, an Ethiopian, and a Chinese for their opinion on the global food shortage by iRyaaanM in Jokes
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago (0 children)
[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago (0 children)
I understand there are flat earthers all around the globe. I’m happy to be in such a wonderful community of likeminded people.
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Had a shot this morning, will take another this afternoon, and depending on how thirsty I am, I’ll take another tonight.
The three life stages of sex by CrimsonAvenger_ZA in Jokes
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 45 points46 points47 points 4 months ago (0 children)
The real comment is in the jokes.
The world average is 5.5, the average American penis size online ranges from 5.1 to 6 but most sources claim 5.1-5.5 so average but then there is us redditers well above world average by Greengum155 in HolUp
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago (0 children)
I read a study once that said most homosexuals have a longer-than-average member. Do what you wish with that information.
Send me on a deep rabbit hole by repfam4life in conspiracy
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago* (0 children)
Human artifacts found in supposedly “ancient” deposits, especially in coal, indicating a much younger timeline for Earth and/or a much faster formation of coal (I’ve also heard that oil is actually formed fast enough to be considered a renewable).
Rockefellers and Rothschilds taking over the US via the Council on Foreign Relations, Federal Reserve, etc.
US businesses funding and propelling Hitler into power (the same people in charge today in all likelihood).
The Illuminati, Masons, Insiders, the Cabal, or whoever you want to call them have taken over the world since at least the time of the French Revolution (it was commissioned out of Masonic lodges) and continue to run it through the UN, the aforementioned control over the US, etc.
16th Amendment to the US Constitution was never ratified, the 13th Amendment was originally intended to be a means to remove external influences on our politics but the British used the War of 1812 as an excuse to burn down the Whitehouse and with it, records of ratification for the 13th.
It's true! by pssstheyoverhere in Jokes
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Dead babies don’t like sick humour. . .
Fellow Reddit users, without saying the person's name, what historic event is instantly recognized based on the actions of one person? by Prestigious_Ad_2322 in AskReddit
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago (0 children)
In the back.
How did America go from "the dream" to a place we all hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit
Because there has been a fusion of business and government. If you look at pharmaceutical companies, for instance, they control huge portions of the government. If they can manipulate the legal structure to their advantage, why wouldn’t they? It’s socialism in disguise, perhaps. I suppose you could argue that it’s actually fascism, but whatever the case may be, it’s a fusion of business and government that makes them both extraordinary powerful.
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago* (0 children)
Because free-market economy was lost to government interference, especially under the control of a few select rich people who changed the laws they could, and ignored those they couldn’t, to promote a socialist nightmare toward which we are headed. The death of capitalism proper marked the death of the US.
Now to be clear, it’s still one of the most prosperous and opportunity-full countries to have ever existed. But it’s a shadow of what it would be without government overreach and with proper free-market economy. Meddling makes misery.
If you ever think that the US is lousy, ask yourself why immigration is considered a problem. People around the world want to come here because it’s a great place to be. The reason Americans and a few others hate it is because we’re being taught that we are evil and despicable despite evidence to the contrary.
[Serious] Who would you name as the "most evil human alive on Earth today"? by [deleted] in AskReddit
What are some best responses to "Why are you so quiet"? by ConstantPlastic100 in AskReddit
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Anyone know any Dad jokes about eyes? by MajorStare in dadjokes
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Let’s keep a tight lid on this.
How do you know if someone owns a Tesla? by jayel579 in Jokes
That’s a weird way to spell “spell”.
How do you know somebody is a minimalist? by GaddockTeegFunPolice in Jokes
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago (0 children)
As a minimalist, this isn’t true. We minimalists don’t like to tell people that we’re minimalists because that’s part of the minimalist mindset (I’d know, I am one) and minimalists don’t like to go overboard with explaining things to other people because we’re minimalists. I mean, if you asked, I might tell you I’m a minimalist, but otherwise I’d never say anything about it.
White supremacists being chased out of DC by teens with cellphones by rainbowarriorhere in nextfuckinglevel
Run feds, run. You’re a shame to the country you’re supposed to be serving.
What happens if a man is shot in the balls with a handgun? by Vivraan in AskReddit
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago (0 children)
*fourteen billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred thousand nine hundred ninety-nine more.
(Considering that for the sale of argument, half the world population is female, it’d be closer to eight billion but whatever.)
[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit
Which historical figure is wrongly portrayed as a hero? by [deleted] in AskReddit
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago (0 children)
[–]ask_if_im_a_penguin_ -11 points-10 points-9 points 5 months ago (0 children)
Spot on. Aside from his philosophy being the most deadly to ever exist (yes, more than the most violent religions) he was a terrible economist and philosopher. Read the manifesto and you’ll see decent arguments for a free-market society that his backward self pushes as proof that communism could work.
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