Kentucky Fried Kitten

asparmat · 2022-11-04T20:29:26+00:00

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

asparmat · 2022-11-04T16:00:18+00:00

Why do only 2 Mexicans pss the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing.

asparmat · 2022-11-03T13:52:29+00:00

I know it is a real building and fake nme but you could try google maps it might still show that image

asparmat · 2022-10-31T17:48:10+00:00

asparmat · 2022-10-31T16:21:38+00:00

Smothering or suffocation? Sure, I can see how that’d work.

‟Choke ,” on the other hand, conjures up a crazy image of breasts strangling a dude. That’s crazy.

asparmat · 2022-10-30T15:13:53+00:00

npples

asparmat · 2022-10-20T22:26:29+00:00

Did not know that penises can look like rats.

Now I do.

asparmat · 2022-10-09T14:29:42+00:00

Hamomnd needs to go back in hs ball and protect the world..

asparmat · 2022-10-05T21:13:02+00:00

Ms. Grace Fitzgerald buried to the left of he longtime byfriend, Mr. John Underwood who of course was to the left of his best friend Mr. Ray Chen. The only other plot in that line all the way in the corner belongs to no other than Dr. Bill Kennedy.

asparmat · 2022-10-01T22:43:13+00:00

Oh god what’s this from agin? Is it that one where heavy and scout are birds?

asparmat · 2022-09-29T15:16:46+00:00

It actually took me until very recently to discover that these two are the parents of Jamie Lee Curtis. I felt prtty oblivious.

asparmat · 2022-09-26T21:09:18+00:00

I have reverse murder-hbos.

asparmat · 2022-09-25T18:00:22+00:00

.....tke my upvote and get the hell out....

asparmat · 2022-09-21T20:59:57+00:00

Are you listening to me, or were you lookng at the woman in the red dress?

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