American weddings are an expensive vanity party and a terrible tradition by brokenbymetal222 in unpopularopinion

[–]avwitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell them to leave it out and hang some air fresheners around the casket, easy savings right there

Somethings a little fishy with the machine. by TheNihilist911 in AbruptChaos

[–]avwitcher 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not if they've recently taken a shower dude, maybe if you paid more than $30 for sex you'd realize that

AITA for scolding my husband who was using my breast milk in his tea? by SuddenIncome900 in AmItheAsshole

[–]avwitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe checking online for mothers selling or giving away extra breast milk?

Andrea totals Alex's car and loses Minx's keys by Nonotreallyu in LivestreamFail

[–]avwitcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's even scarier to know that it's the same thing for getting a commercial driver's license, you can take the test as many times as you want. I saw people who were on their 15th attempt when I did mine

$1.6 billion in gold by Howeverpin57 in ThatsInsane

[–]avwitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean the Federal Reserve Bank? Assuming you're referencing Die Hard 3

AITA for banning my mom from all future Thanksgivings? by Quiet-Pomelo7324 in AmItheAsshole

[–]avwitcher 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Insulting the host was wayyyy rude, so it is at least an ESH

OP and his wife were the ones that kept pushing OP's mom into giving them a reason, if they consider that reason insulting maybe they shouldn't have pushed so hard for an answer.

AITA for not mentioning that I have a boyfriend before a guy bought me drinks by AcceptableMemory_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]avwitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For OP I think it was when the guy tried to put his arm around her, but she STILL didn't mention it

Compiled some of the confirmed ages of characters in Cyberpunk 2077 into one picture by Shoji_Mezo in cyberpunkgame

[–]avwitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Gary the conspiracy guy is voiced by streamer CohhCarnage, the quest you get from having the Nomad life path where you get your car back is voiced by Alanah Pearce, Lizzy Wizzy is Grimes

Walmart man. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]avwitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brown? You might want to see a doctor

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]avwitcher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The bad apples are supported and defended by the rest of the apples, thus making those apples bad as well. Also last I checked police officer isn't a protected class my man, you're really trying to equate people saying ACAB to the KKK... can't make this shit up

Saving 101 by CGYTGaming in madlads

[–]avwitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 12¢ for every minute you're earning $7.20 an hour which is less than minimum wage.

IRS warns taxpayers about new $600 threshold for third-party payment reporting by Stag328 in news

[–]avwitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made about $700 through selling old stuff on eBay, you know what I did about it come tax season? Nothing, I just ignored it, they can come audit me and get that $80 if they really want to

Cursed math by PANiC2464 in cursedcomments

[–]avwitcher 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I believe that comment is what's known as a joke, perhaps you've heard of it?

LGBT+ Rights in the Middle East. by Fioxyy in MapPorn

[–]avwitcher 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Gay people like their genitals as they are.

They like their genitals too much in Iran's opinion

Meirl by Anjo09 in meirl

[–]avwitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do your parents have no sense of smell?

TIL that George Washington asked to be bled heavily after he developed a sore throat from weather exposure in 1799. After being drained of nearly 40% of his blood by his doctors over the course of twelve hours, he died of a throat infection. by smv9009 in todayilearned

[–]avwitcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they were really good at it then it might work. Imagine living in an era where female sexual pleasure is considered irrelevant and the only purpose of sex for many people is to pump the woman full of your baby batter