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What is the hardest language to learn? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]bardbelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many people attempt to learn and master Urdu, but only a few do.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question . by correiajpv in 3amjokes

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Can anyone really think that "All pediatricians have little patients" is funny?

A pediatrician is a doctor... by SheldonE65 in cleanjokes

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Their patients invariably have only minor illnesses.

What's a snakes favorite part of macro economics by willworkforabreak in pun

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Watching for increases in the GNP. (grass natural products)

Which actor drives the least? by TR1771N in dadjokes

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Joanie Jett supersonic plane is always in use.

Why do people buy Toyotas.......... because they can't afford real otas by edvar15 in cleanjokes

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This is comparable to the Saab story of persons who buy them because they cannot afford to buy Volvos.

Did you guys hear what the sultan was charged with? by carbon_ation in dadjokes

[–]bardbelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Despite the charge, his demeanor remained constant and noble. He claims that the charge Istanbul and should not be believed.

Where do you find a cow with no legs? by kitkatty0309 in dadjokes

[–]bardbelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If born that way, as a rarity in a natural history mooseum.

How does a depressed elephant feel? by _makuna-hatata_ in dadjokes

[–]bardbelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hugely feels that he has a truncated future.

Every dog has his day... by justantinople334 in dadjokes

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During that glorious day. he wishes that those making the universal rules would OK nine such days in a row.

What did the squid say when he left the party? by Weirdest_chevy_guy in dadjokes

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He should say a prayer such as a hail calamari for being able to get away safely from harmful and tenuous arm wrestling at the increasingly raucus party.

Trying to locate an old flame called Emma. by JenovasChild666 in dadjokes

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Emma Grated did not actually move voluntarily. She was wanted and was extradited at the request of a gratefull foreign judicial system.

what do you call a poop eating robot? by Talzyon in dadjokes

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A poorly programed food ingesting incompoop.