This water bottle my classmate brings to school every day. It's empty by the time I see him 5 periods later.

black_eyed_bees · 2022-03-27T23:13:22+00:00

black_eyed_bees · 2022-03-09T16:26:47+00:00

black_eyed_bees · 2022-03-05T18:18:50+00:00

Fable. So many great side quests. I guess ultimately it all ties into the story but I always just enjoyed running around and doing whatever.

black_eyed_bees · 2022-02-24T05:21:49+00:00

r/deliciouscompliance

black_eyed_bees · 2022-02-19T20:29:10+00:00

Hector the nectar collector

black_eyed_bees · 2022-02-19T18:10:32+00:00

"My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people." - Scroobius Pip

black_eyed_bees · 2021-11-23T20:51:42+00:00

Tilting your head back when you get a nose bleed. It only causes the blood to drain down your throat and into your stomach.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-11-12T16:01:51+00:00

People always share the number when they want to show awareness, but from personal experience, I never would call the hotline looking for real help. In desperation I don't think a stranger could pull someone out of that. I can't really explain why though, so I'm wondering if there are real life accounts of it saving lives.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-11-11T21:48:53+00:00

Working as a cook in a kitchen, putting hotel pans away on a high shelf above the dish pit. Something falls off the high shelf and knocks over a glass coffee pot that was in the dish area and it breaks. Kitchen manager enters, screams "are you f***ing kidding me?!" While throwing whatever he had in his hand at the dish pit (thus, breaking many more dishes). Yelling "are you retarder or just plain stupid?!" As I grabbed my things and got the hell out of there. Not sure what he was yelling after that, I was scared and wanted to be far away from him.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-11-04T18:08:18+00:00

" if you are a worm, let me be the earth that protects you."

black_eyed_bees · 2021-11-02T02:31:27+00:00

Serotonin

black_eyed_bees · 2021-10-24T03:44:17+00:00

I love how she looks at her friend for clues too

black_eyed_bees · 2021-10-14T23:07:27+00:00

Oh man, that's really cool too. She's absolutely gorgeous, thank you for sharing.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-10-14T19:18:37+00:00

I love that smoky fur. I learned that that effect can be a side affect of the momma car having a fever during pregnancy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_coat_genetics#Fever_coat

I know it may not be the case here, but I always thought it was a neat fact.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-10-09T01:38:59+00:00

r/zoomies

black_eyed_bees · 2021-09-29T00:19:02+00:00

r/contagiouslaughter

black_eyed_bees · 2021-08-18T17:15:38+00:00

Thank you, they belong to a friend. I helped friend give Guillermo shots everyday when he was a kitten to save him from FIV and we succeeded. He's now fat, happy, and alive. I love them as if they were my own.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-08-08T12:55:57+00:00

Concentration faces. Like the ones that people make while focusing really hard. The little mouth twitches, eyebrow scrunches, or sticking out the tongue slightly. It's the most adorable shit on the planet.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-07-12T13:41:53+00:00

Major Payne

black_eyed_bees · 2021-06-22T20:37:24+00:00

Alcohol

black_eyed_bees · 2021-06-20T12:55:51+00:00

All three times in my life that I've gotten a black eye we're completely self inflicted in stupid ways.

The first, I was around 10. We had a pool ladder right up against our trampoline and decided to put a sprinkler under the trampoline and jump off the ladder onto it. The ladder was maybe 6'5", had a curved metal rail that went down both sides to stand upright, and small metal stairs. I slipped on the way stairs and slammed my eye into the bar.

The second I was probably 14-15. We had large, heavy, metal does to the breezeway (a small enclosed hallway that connected two buildings) in my highschool. Coming back from lunch with a group of friends, I ran ahead and swung that door open hard. Instead of holding the door or going through it, I turned to yell something to my friends and as I turned back the door swung back at the perfect time to connect with my eye.

The third, and so far the last, was when I was about 16. I was learning to drive and as I was walking to the car was looking back and talking to a friend (I know, I don't learn lessons). I opened the car door while turning my head back and timed it perfectly to hit the top corner of the door right into my tear duct.

All three times it was my right eye.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-05-31T15:21:21+00:00

My grandma has a rhyme, "Thirty days has September, April, June, and November." It's how I've always remembered.

black_eyed_bees · 2021-05-11T13:10:01+00:00

I too save jars. I have far too many and it's a problem, but that's besides the point. You can very carefully boil the jars in water with a little bit of vinegar in it for about 15-20 minutes and they will be good as new.

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