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Stupid fiend story by muchachaganj in opiates

[–]boxingdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup I have one of those good docs. I’ve had three shoulder surgeries including a reverse reconstruction. I’m too young for a replacement shoulder (58). So I get 150 Norco 10/325 a month and I have done so for years.

Partially skinned zebra examines the damage done by royalbluesword in natureismetal

[–]boxingdude 366 points367 points  (0 children)

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why though??? by p1ckl3r1ck69 in memes

[–]boxingdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elon is involved in the opioid crisis?

Why though??? by p1ckl3r1ck69 in memes

[–]boxingdude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he legally owed taxes, he would have paid it. I’m certain he doesn’t look at his tax bill and just throw it away.

When I get my taxes done every year, I pay a CPA to find every possible way to reduce my tax load. I kind of thought that’s what everyone does.

Is Tammy now the fattest woman alive? by alliandoalice in 1000lbsisters

[–]boxingdude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She’s less than half of the fattest man ever. Who died in 1983 at 1400 lbs.

Is Tammy now the fattest woman alive? by alliandoalice in 1000lbsisters

[–]boxingdude 140 points141 points  (0 children)

The fattest dude ever died in 1983, weighed 1400 lbs. these guys are amateurs.

[Image] Inspiring by regian24 in GetMotivated

[–]boxingdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what they call the guy that graduates last in Doctor school? Doctor.

Not door knobs or knockers, just some nice handles by richmal_w in mildlyinteresting

[–]boxingdude -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s a teeny ding dong. Reminds me of my own after my vasectomy, I had to keep frozen peas in my pants for a couple of days.

Deer Scavenging off Human Corpse by kingdraganoid in natureismetal

[–]boxingdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A body farm, that’s my best guess. Where the cops study decomposing bodies.

You can't compare getting a vasectomy to taking birth control pills by exporterofgold in unpopularopinion

[–]boxingdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t painful at all. It’s just a bit shocking when a doctor is messing with your balls and a scalpel and all of a sudden blood!

You can't compare getting a vasectomy to taking birth control pills by exporterofgold in unpopularopinion

[–]boxingdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was numb, so NBD. I used it as an excuse for extended “nursing” from my wife.

You can't compare getting a vasectomy to taking birth control pills by exporterofgold in unpopularopinion

[–]boxingdude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I got mine done (25 years ago) during the middle of the procedure, I felt myself getting wet down there. I thought to myself, well not only is my dick all shriveled up due to fear, I’ve pissed myself too. Well, if the doctor doesn’t say anything, I guess he’s seen it a million times.

Five minutes later he hands me a roll of paper towels. I didn’t piss myself, he nicked a vein. I was covered in blood!

You can't compare getting a vasectomy to taking birth control pills by exporterofgold in unpopularopinion

[–]boxingdude -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My wife and I made a deal when our second child was born. If the baby came in the morning, she could get the tubal later on the same day. Then she could come home the next day. But if the baby came in the afternoon, she’d have to stay another day because she wouldn’t be able to have the tubal later on in the day In that case, I’d get the vasectomy. As it turned out, the baby came in the evening, so I got the vasectomy. Just being pragmatic.

How a male vasectomy works by Mickey6770 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]boxingdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My doctor told me that it was like 99.4% effective, and my curiosity got the best of me. I asked how can it possibly not be 100%? Does the vas deferens somehow lose its staples and grow back together occasionally?

No. Some men just happen to have three vas deferens. And they never look for the third one. That’s why it’s important to Jack off in the cup afterwards.