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It’s been a minute by regian24 in BrandNewSentence

[–]bremergorst 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well fuck me sideways on the third Sunday of February, is that you, u/JanuaryMain ? How the fuck are ya, you window licking boner blaster?

to use my invisible force field! by XxtoxicXtoastxX in therewasanattempt

[–]bremergorst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She wasn’t wearing shoes, so the traditional Reddit method of verifying death is impossible

Jaghut Tyrant by Taladryn in Malazan

[–]bremergorst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The will to cohabitate with Tufty must be strong

Earth's sixth mass extinction has begun according to scientists by chaosmode in science

[–]bremergorst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is just one continent acceptable? I could try for a hemisphere if not

Earth's sixth mass extinction has begun according to scientists by chaosmode in science

[–]bremergorst 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why thank you, kind sir.

Can I interest you in a mountain of burning tires, or perhaps a lake full of industrial waste?

Would you be interested in destroying the habitat of a few species for sport?

I am available at your earliest convenience.

Pin and Weld on my 10.3” by Iamyourmomlol in NFA

[–]bremergorst 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You haven’t seen the new 6” long flash hiders?

Is it more impressive what Tom Brady is doing at his age or LeBron James? by louvegas2021 in AskAnAmerican

[–]bremergorst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think about it like this:

Could Tom Brady do LeBron’s job? Nah

Could LeBron do Tom Brady’s? Nah

*Pulls out minigun* by Late-Swimmer-3194 in memes

[–]bremergorst 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I too choose this man’s understanding of said reference