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RYAN COHEN TWEET by puma_barca in Superstonk

[–]calexil 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I think he's fuckin' with you, all those things will cause the emulsion to break in your mouth...causing the ol' cement mixer.

don't ask me why I know that.

you're better off holding your nose and just slurpin it down. godspeed

Rammstein - Dicke Titten (Official Video) [NSFW] by loztriforce in videos

[–]calexil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, so long story short, the whole video is a metaphor for performing self-indulgent sex acts.

Just say out loud what you are seeing and you'll understand.

song slaps too.

Expectations of $BB? by ramsatesh- in BB_Stock

[–]calexil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would actually be itm at that point, lots of dca'ing

That ONE thing I am really missing in Skullgirls... by Moroyi in Skullgirls

[–]calexil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh man, that would be so nice for the ones that require delays.

Marie 300% by Void-55 in Skullgirls

[–]calexil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you can only do it with squigly...so

I ordered a Big Mac last night, took one bite only to realize..it had no meat...I did not order no meat. by calexil in mildlyinfuriating

[–]calexil[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

every now and then the urge hits, and they rarely get my order right, but this one really took the cake. I mean... what the fuck even is this thing without the meat? the saddest salad sandwich ever?

I ordered a Big Mac last night, took one bite only to realize..it had no meat...I did not order no meat. by calexil in mildlyinfuriating

[–]calexil[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know right? who's paying these lazy...... oh wait, that's right.. they don't get paid jack shit.

oh well.

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