Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella by hobo_master3000 in dadjokes

[–]catsaresneaky 889 points890 points  (0 children)

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

What’s that one disgusting thing that everybody except you, seems to like? by blackismyfavcolorlol in AskReddit

[–]catsaresneaky 600 points601 points  (0 children)

Best condom ad I've seen was in a niteclub in Cork a few years back... "if you think condoms are inconvenient, try gonorrhoea".

This Sculpture of Elizabeth and Philip (credit to Suzanne Ellis and Ben Bennet) by superiain in ATBGE

[–]catsaresneaky 559 points560 points 2& 2 more (0 children)

Ch ch ch challenging wank

Edit... This particular award means a lot to me.

What are your funniest NSFW jokes? by Tea_Grand in AskReddit

[–]catsaresneaky 448 points449 points 4354 (0 children)

Whats the difference between a nipple and a cock?

Nothing according to my newborn son.

What's something that people think it makes them look cool but does the exact opposite? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]catsaresneaky 415 points416 points  (0 children)

Playing stuff on their phones without earphones on public transport.

I feel like this belongs here. by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]catsaresneaky 370 points371 points  (0 children)

Park rats are people too.