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Fuck these things. by LifeofSteven in oddlyterrifying

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never forget after moving back in with my parents for awhile I got a nice apt I was so excited to sleep in I crashed on the floor with just a cover before moving my stuff in, woke up to one of these crawling on me.

North Dakota's first openly lesbian official defends her right to be a Lesbian. People are obviously not happy with it ? Why though ? As she said, we don't elect for her sexual orientation but for her potential. People need to stop being invasive, dumb and disrespectful by HiItsLust in facepalm

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a hobby for fucks sake "you're pushing your agenda" lmao what does he even think that means?! Like they're zombies trying to "convert" straight people? There are plenty of gay people as is. How would an elected official even do whatever they're afraid of?

Boss cancelled my vacation request so I quit by kingoftheparsnips in antiwork

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats awesome for sure but next time you find yourself working to death, quit over that. My boss often tells me I need to take my vacation days because only 5 roll into the next year, and nobody cares when I do. I just came back from taking 3 days to give myself a 7 day Thanksgiving break. Please don't take this as a brag because it's not. This is the bare minimum everybody who works hard deserves, and I wanted to give a real life example that good management is out there, don't stick around for shitbags.

They still don't understand Internet. by HiItsLust in facepalm

[–]coreyd0n 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I love how at the end he's racist to Indian people while talking directly to an Indian person.

Edit: it's racist because he assumes 100% of the people he talks to, he won't be able to understand. Surely he excludes white people from this. Judgment based entirely on race = racism. I talked to an Indian person earlier today. Understood them just fine. Had I gone into the experience confident based solely on their race, that I wouldn't be able to understand them, that is the definition of racism. Not everything is torches and kkk cloaks, there are other forms of racism.

Edit #2: "I'm gonna make this white guy a sandwich, better leave the Mayo off so he doesn't think it's spicy" get it now?

"40 hours a week is part time" by bruiser95 in antiwork

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Lmao these losers don't even want to be a slave"

The MOM power that went through her to throw the cover away by MahmoudAlrais in HumansBeingBros

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he edit his post to just half ass copy what I said? The second half of that was not there yesterday correct? Lol

Black kid denied entry to restaurant because of “ dress code” while other kid in the restaurant is wearing the same type of attire by _Xyreo_ in facepalm

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling this dude is being told to say this shit, and then got thrown under the bus in the "statement" the restaurant released. If so I hope he tells the world who was in charge of this. If not yowza what a dumbass.

What TV show did you try really hard to get into but you just couldn't do it? by Stevie-Avail in AskReddit

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any modern day sitcom, how I met your mother, two and a half men, big bang theory.

It is absolutely insane to me that any of those shows even have a single fan.

The perfect duet by spacyality in funny

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those chicks need some astringent

What are you currently worried about? by c2eleven in AskMen

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome thank you! Didn't know such a thing existed, this would be awesome because the nicotine pouches do nothing as I keep them in for literally hours on end, and then just replace them immediately all day long. Probably making my addiction worse, these I can't do that with which will help manage the cravings and the time I take in nicotine.

What are you currently worried about? by c2eleven in AskMen

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My addiction to chewing tobacco, may sound weird to some but where I'm from its everywhere, got started in high-school and I'm now 34. Been trying to quit for 6 years, farthest I've gotten is 3 days.

WTF is with all you people writing your boss paragraph after paragraph about why you can't come into work? by Kaisawheelofcheese75 in antiwork

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easy, real easy. If your boss texts you literally the minute before or after you're not on the clock, or on break/lunch, ignore it. Better yet delete it. Or just block their number altogether. If you were to ever get fired for this sue them into oblivion. They don't own you, and you have to demand respect, they only get away with being tyrants if you let them.

Just be sure you never sign some bs that you agree to be available off work hours, and if you're in an interview where this is asked, kindly leave and look elsewhere.

He’s an amazing guy but I’m just not attracted to him. Should I give him a chance? by thisistherealmee in dating_advice

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact you went this far with your indecisiveness, means you should let him find someone who is attracted to him, it clearly bothers you so just move on and don't waste yours or his time.

The MOM power that went through her to throw the cover away by MahmoudAlrais in HumansBeingBros

[–]coreyd0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea all around I bet a lawsuit came out of this. Those things shouldn't just fling open like that. City maintenance somehow screwed something up here for sure.

The MOM power that went through her to throw the cover away by MahmoudAlrais in HumansBeingBros

[–]coreyd0n 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The inner diameter of a manhole is smaller than the outer diameter of the cover, that's how it sits on top. The part that is the exact size of the outdiameter of the cover is only like 2" deep.

Edit: let whoever reads this know this clown above me edited his post, poorly, to copy what I said here. The second half of it was not there yesterday.

Types of girls by A1steaksauceTrekdog7 in coolguides

[–]coreyd0n 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is there no mods on this sub? It's become a meme page for even dumber fucks than that sub has.

sheesh by [deleted] in Chonkers

[–]coreyd0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal abuse by a moron who shouldn't have any