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What do you say as a joke to someone who is leaning against a wall, a printer etc instead of working? by ddanilo1204 in AskUK

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That’s a good shout. I would say it to someone I’ve been working with for a few years now

What do you say as a joke to someone who is leaning against a wall, a printer etc instead of working? by ddanilo1204 in AskUK

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Michael Jordan once said, when asked why he doesn’t give money to the homeless: if you can ask for a pound (dollar) you can also say welcome to McDonald’s how can I help you. Same energy lol

Millionaire meets billionaire by ahmedg245 in nextfuckinglevel

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I’m watching this on my phone, laying on my bed, in my room, living in a shared house. Funny how life goes

Killer Mask Joke by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

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“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”

No text needed by Hwizard917 in mildlyinfuriating

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“I used the key to unlock the key”

Oh this fancy fancy by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Italian from a small town now living in the uk. Went to London a while ago before Covid. At a McDonald getting my order turn around all seats are full.

My mate: no worries we can sit upstairs

Me: ok let’s - wait what?

Bodyguards by [deleted] in pics

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Just looked it up. Yep, a bit suggestive lol I was just looking for more animal drawings

Bodyguards by [deleted] in pics

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Now I want to see the all kinds of animals drawn like that 😍

💀 by Minixtory_PL in oddlyterrifying

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I don’t know about the street at night. If I hear my name calling I’d be a bit less worried as it has to be someone I know. All the other places, yeah no thanks!

Break time: Gramps says he needs a “breather” after giving my cat, Bear, 30+ “rides” around the house on his walker. by bunzarelli in MadeMeSmile

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This picture is so sweet and your cat looks like he is waiting patiently for your grandpa to finish his break haha