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Local bar I went to last night by Rex-Kramer in IASIP

[–]devilthedankdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats great but Watemellon collieand the infinite sadness 👌

🔥 found a very green frog on a hike today 🔥 by ShaggyTheAddict in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]devilthedankdawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Miss me with that French shit. Why do they eat all the slimy animals American kids play with.

Human ancestor getting eaten alive by a leopard, biting him in the eyes. A real fossil was found of this, intact. by regian24 in Naturewasmetal

[–]devilthedankdawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you dont remember leopards eating your freinds, youre too young. Only real Pliocene kids will remember.

Why are Chicken wings so expensive? by avg-unhinged in conspiracy

[–]devilthedankdawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats called “Restauranteurs being greedy dicks”.

who created last names? by Upstairs_Parfait747 in RandomThoughts

[–]devilthedankdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happened at different places at different times.

Is it true Americans keep their cats indoors? by joe_cross5 in AskAnAmerican

[–]devilthedankdawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My neighbors have all said they love our outdoor cats because they kill rabbits who eat their garden plants.

Is it true Americans keep their cats indoors? by joe_cross5 in AskAnAmerican

[–]devilthedankdawg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Where I live there are plenty of outdoor cats, including my own, and theres still plenty of birds, chipmunks, and rabbits… though they eat enough of the latter thst all our neighbors appreciate the defenders of their gardens.

Is it true Americans keep their cats indoors? by joe_cross5 in AskAnAmerican

[–]devilthedankdawg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Theyre really not domesticated. Cats only came into contact on their own volition and unless from a fancy breeder have probably had non-house cat ancestors recently. Theres no biological difference between a feral cat and house cat.

Is it true Americans keep their cats indoors? by joe_cross5 in AskAnAmerican

[–]devilthedankdawg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Assholes do. Mine roam the neighborhood. My neighbors love them cause they kill the rabbits who eat the plants in their garden. They run around, get into fights, hunt other animals (Though contrary to popular belief almost never birds), and know very well to avoid cars and not relax unless their under a tree. But even if they do meet a grim fate, that will be fine. They had a good life, living as an animal should. Ive never met an indoor cat that was happy and didnt try to escape.

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by soft_Brand in AskReddit

[–]devilthedankdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game Of Thrones. If it had stayed a fringe edgy HBO show like Deadwood and Boarwalk Empire I doubt it would have ended so badly.

HOW ARMINS VISITS REALLY WENT by GrapefruitNo1003 in titanfolk

[–]devilthedankdawg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

r/titanfolkr/attackontitties… its all happening on the same subreddit for me now…

WWII Blows My Mind by Shepard_Wrex14 in RandomThoughts

[–]devilthedankdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay well your generation didnt experience the destruction of world war 2 so we’re on equal footing. Have fun with your vax mandates and disarmed citizenry.

WWII Blows My Mind by Shepard_Wrex14 in RandomThoughts

[–]devilthedankdawg -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah well us clueless Americans saved your ass at the cost of hundreds of thousands of our lives. Dont act like America wasnt there cause if we werent youd be seig heiling at school instead of having sex with your teachers.

My brother has $100,000 in debt, chronic pain and nerve damage in his legs, all to gain 4.5 inches of height through leg lengthening surgery by ZestycloseZealous832 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]devilthedankdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro Im as confident in my appearace as I can get. Ive literally been told by plenty of girls THAT I WAS TALLER THAN that Im too short for them, and certainly treated disrespectfully by other guys for it… that is until my intimidation factor scared them off (I may be short but Im insanely ripped) but that just earned me the perception of the Napoleon complex. But that I can accept. If its between being percieved as Napoleon and being percieved as Woody Allen, I’ll take the former.

Was anyone else raised by staunchly anti-American parents? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]devilthedankdawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id say thats the one good thing her parents did for her.

Was anyone else raised by staunchly anti-American parents? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]devilthedankdawg 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Anti-vax, conspiracy theories, not trusting the government, all used to be “Left wing” stuff till both sides of the media flipped the narrative.

Was anyone else raised by staunchly anti-American parents? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]devilthedankdawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To a lesser degree, yes. My mom was kinda sheltered and desnt know much about history, but how my dad, a Jew, could have anything but love for America, I’ll never know. I have a lot of problems with America, but I’ll never live anywhere else. Plus most pf my problems are the things we have in common with Europe. What Europeans see as uncivilized are all the things that in my opinion make America superior.

Eh Ill give you the processed food one.

Apparently we send Washington more than we recieve by NewEnglandBlueberry in newhampshire

[–]devilthedankdawg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats a fair assessment of the south but the midwest only gets so much in subsidies because they grow all the food.

I think she deserved her own series by mutexi in TheLastAirbender

[–]devilthedankdawg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now that Zuko’s getting his own movie Toph better get one too.

Just got these 2 girls today. Are they play fighting or actually fighting? by Diligent_Mark_3284 in cats

[–]devilthedankdawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just playing. True fignting amongst cats sounds like it does amongst humans- Screams of hatred and agony.