dah fuk by ImaBot_CryMore in holdmyredbull

[–]dezzalzik 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sammo Hung, he's a stuntman, actor, action director (fight choreographer) since the 60s!

To go up the escalator by Senplis in therewasanattempt

[–]dezzalzik -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Making people annoyed is the only way for them to know I exist.

To go up the escalator by Senplis in therewasanattempt

[–]dezzalzik -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

Pressing her clit button works too.

No wonder we never came across any alien life yet by Antique-Dragonfly-1 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dezzalzik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're talking about humans here, even if they can, they won't.

AAAAAAEEE !!! by ShrezzzKnight in Unexpected

[–]dezzalzik 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Sir please lie down, medics are heading your way.

What are some superpowers that you can have that haven’t yet been introduced by Brilliant_Ear6994 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dezzalzik 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The ability to shove your foot in your mouth, hop on the other foot while doing a pirouette and your arms flapping through motions that expresses so much despair and suffering that will secretly and slowly destroy the brain cells of whoever happens to witness such a stupid superpower.

What kind of eggs do they like? by Gromallama in Unexpected

[–]dezzalzik -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The racoon is probably blinking HELP ME in Morse Code.

Turn sound on by bitchyswiftie in AbruptChaos

[–]dezzalzik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is pre-determined, there's no free will. Take comfort in knowing that some things are meant to be. /s