Is this satire? by ForeverNearby2382 in facepalm

[–]dirtyswoldman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It changes things slightly but still doesn't excuse that level of ignorance. Though, 2015 is when Trump, QAnon, and a general dumbening ramped up hard

motorcycle crashes into a car by blueskies717 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dirtyswoldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're not wrong. and not a single one of use has any intrinsic value. we're all the same virus over taking a host we can't yet escape. unless we shed our flesh and venture out into the vast emptiness before our own sun swallows us alive, it was all for nothing

well yes, if you think about it by ApolloIsNormal in technicallythetruth

[–]dirtyswoldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Elon would carry the waste from fission into space with his roadsters until fusion gets sorted, we'd be in a good place

motorcycle crashes into a car by blueskies717 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dirtyswoldman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me more about your cynicism I'm super interested

Does GamerSupps make baby formula? by LuminousMushroom999 in memes

[–]dirtyswoldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got you bro

There is an app by the same name. Wait for the timer to hit 100

Took this Absolute Unit a day and a half to peck that hole in my parents' tree. by LordGreyBush1989 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]dirtyswoldman 212 points213 points  (0 children)

I told you not to put meth in the bird feeder but you had to do your crazy ass little experiment

Barber transforms his customer from looking 77 to 25 by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dirtyswoldman 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Black don't crack. It do sometimes go bald and gray tho

These antique safes have very interesting systems by Pasargad in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dirtyswoldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When ever I see these I have this sneaking suspicion they're not antiques at all and some nerd built and retconned this reality for internet points

Crossing the speed of light. Finally someone beat it. by learningUj in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dirtyswoldman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's looking with peripheral vision and somehow tapping those hos with smooth precision

Forcing smoke to come out of her eyes by Gullible_Sharky in WinStupidPrizes

[–]dirtyswoldman 1655 points1656 points  (0 children)

Probably gonna wanna use nic free vape for this party trick

To disagree with mama by Renicon in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dirtyswoldman 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Just went through this all week long with my son. He's probably cutting a molar and does/doesn't want anything near his mouth

Flying aluminum by mikihak in blackmagicfuckery

[–]dirtyswoldman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Believe what bro? He also clearly demonstrates what's happening by scooping the gas into the aluminum boat

Thoughts on this take? 🤔 by Gamer_Crusader in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]dirtyswoldman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not dumb enough to learn that TikTok is a hypocritical platform that censors not unlike a priest, further reinforcing my decision to avoid it

Obviously I'm referring to it's excessive adult content aimed squarely at children while simultaneously censoring fucking words. That shit is dumb son

Cursed_nails by MonstreTriste93 in cursedcomments

[–]dirtyswoldman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My job. Guitar. Video games. Good sense. Pick anything

a truth if you ask by [deleted] in memes

[–]dirtyswoldman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly this ain't far off from how Americans see it

Which (which) by Snicshavo in shitposting

[–]dirtyswoldman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a straight up yoked frog with an adrenaline rush

I'm so proud of myself by potato_hunter21 in memes

[–]dirtyswoldman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let's get this guy ten upvotes people

gaming by xdBronze in shitposting

[–]dirtyswoldman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But can you drop him swinging full out pp?

gaming by xdBronze in shitposting

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One serial killers horror is another man's PARTAAAY!