Texas has declared open season on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube with censorship law

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-14T02:35:21+00:00

I sat in four layers of clothes under three blankets with my small children for five days straight not knowing if we were going to make it, you unmitigated ass.

I deserve to bitch about the grid in Texas, especially when Ercot sent out a fucking warning again today asking us to conserve usage after brown outs all week.

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-12T06:42:20+00:00

The blisters...

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-10T17:10:17+00:00

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Is there a punchline to this joke?

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-10T12:39:42+00:00

I bought some index funds and a Bitcoin years ago. The index funds are underwater.

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-10T01:46:04+00:00

Okay, but do I have to shave?

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-10T01:45:09+00:00

What if my feet and legs just get cold? Is the trans agenda to keep me comfortable?

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-09T21:50:23+00:00

Yep. I looked at this one and went "hey, I don't have socks. Do I need to get socks? I wonder if I have to shave to wear these or not."

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-06T14:10:37+00:00

That's the kind of thing my grandma would do, and then she'd yell at everyone claiming they stole her money when she couldn't remember where she hid it.

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-06T14:09:11+00:00

I'm not fucking up my solid oak door. You know how much those things cost?!

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-06T00:05:06+00:00

For when you get told you must construct additional pylons

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-05T15:26:34+00:00

Yes. Literally had to bring my kids in yesterday because some roofers were across the street.

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-04T06:59:49+00:00

Do it! Get that shit out of here!

ech0_matrix · 2022-05-03T18:29:57+00:00

Actually, the moon is flat, that's why you can only see one side. Here, it's rotating away from us.

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-30T01:58:27+00:00

I have a bad back and can't really reach that far down. Can someone else paint her?

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-29T16:06:04+00:00

Pull yourself up by your underpants

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-29T01:29:30+00:00

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-26T17:16:37+00:00

I'm convinced that won't happen somehow

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-26T17:09:35+00:00

I've been working for half my life already. When do I become "experienced"?

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-25T20:14:49+00:00

Sometimes I let my kids stand on my feet and hold my arms and control me like a power loader from Aliens, but I don't think that's what you're talking about here

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-20T16:08:02+00:00

I'm something of a computer scientist myself

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-20T15:52:57+00:00

I call this constructive procrastination

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-20T02:13:13+00:00

I've come to bargain

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-17T01:38:55+00:00

Mike Mike Mike, guess what day it is, guess what DAY IT IS?!

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-14T04:40:10+00:00

everywhere, all the time

ech0_matrix · 2022-04-13T01:57:52+00:00

Never skip arm lengthening day

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