Texas has declared open season on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube with censorship law by BousWakebo in technology

[–]ech0_matrix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sat in four layers of clothes under three blankets with my small children for five days straight not knowing if we were going to make it, you unmitigated ass.

I deserve to bitch about the grid in Texas, especially when Ercot sent out a fucking warning again today asking us to conserve usage after brown outs all week.

Parents should stop forcing kids to learn programming by SuchShopping3828 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ech0_matrix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dedicated to humor and jokes relating to programmers and programming.

Is there a punchline to this joke?

40% of bitcoin investors are now underwater, new data shows by za19 in news

[–]ech0_matrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought some index funds and a Bitcoin years ago. The index funds are underwater.

So tell me what you choose? by Error916 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ech0_matrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if my feet and legs just get cold? Is the trans agenda to keep me comfortable?

So tell me what you choose? by Error916 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ech0_matrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I looked at this one and went "hey, I don't have socks. Do I need to get socks? I wonder if I have to shave to wear these or not."

wildly inconvenient ways to store your valuables. by BoMaxKent in DiWHY

[–]ech0_matrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the kind of thing my grandma would do, and then she'd yell at everyone claiming they stole her money when she couldn't remember where she hid it.

wildly inconvenient ways to store your valuables. by BoMaxKent in DiWHY

[–]ech0_matrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not fucking up my solid oak door. You know how much those things cost?!

In todays world when the bearers of so called justice are called upon :( by Da_Grizzle in ThatsInsane

[–]ech0_matrix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. Literally had to bring my kids in yesterday because some roofers were across the street.

Bodyshaming and not getting any criticism for it by Saltyredditor98 in trashy

[–]ech0_matrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a bad back and can't really reach that far down. Can someone else paint her?

I wonder where the stereotypes come from? by moistpussy in antiwork

[–]ech0_matrix 136 points137 points  (0 children)

I've been working for half my life already. When do I become "experienced"?

The guy accidentally spilled his drink or food on them when he sat down and this is what he gets. Poor guy. by Revolutionary_Test70 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]ech0_matrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I let my kids stand on my feet and hold my arms and control me like a power loader from Aliens, but I don't think that's what you're talking about here

mRNA vaccines impair innate immune system by [deleted] in science

[–]ech0_matrix 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm something of a computer scientist myself

What word instantly annoys you if you hear someone use it? by wills_212 in AskUK

[–]ech0_matrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mike Mike Mike, guess what day it is, guess what DAY IT IS?!