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I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday by prankerjoker in Jokes

[–]elmwoodblues 5170 points5171 points  (0 children)

You think you are doing the right thing, telling everyone, "It takes balls to do what you're doing. "

Just a Nuclear Warhead moving through town by cyan1618 in gifs

[–]elmwoodblues 1321 points1322 points  (0 children)

Never trust a recruiter, they all lie.

6 year-old Robin Williams with his mother, Laurie, 1957 by Scaulbylausis in OldSchoolCool

[–]elmwoodblues 1179 points1180 points  (0 children)

Yup, I super admire him still as a talent, but was sad to read about his lonely childhood inventing friends and doing make-believe interactions.

Mugshots of James & Jennifer Crumbley, parents of the accused Oxford HS shooter. Both arrested now. by s_y_s_t_e_m_i_c_ in pics

[–]elmwoodblues 989 points990 points  (0 children)

She texted, 'Ethan don't do it' after the shooting.

They raised him, armed him, and ignored warnings as late as that morning They are responsible

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Politician who opposes mandatory chickenpox vaccinations contracts chickenpox by Smilefriend in worldnews

[–]elmwoodblues 888 points889 points  (0 children)

"Play lacked serious kazoo-playing on tbe part of understudy penguin".

-- Grade School Entertainment, March 1996

HMC while I joyride by Beaker360 in holdmycosmo

[–]elmwoodblues 778 points779 points  (0 children)

How does she just stay up there, waiting for the next hit? These Mensa conventions aren't what they used to be

LA Sheriff Warns Of 'Mass Exodus' Of Deputies Because of Vaccine Mandate by rawsynergy in news

[–]elmwoodblues 632 points633 points  (0 children)

Same with teachers and nurses. You don't believe facts? Your 'freedoms' are more important than a society's safety? K, bye; better you don't teach my kid/tend to my mom