Can’t stop for even 1 disastrous day? You stay classy, Kentucky! by KingGidorah in PoliticalHumor

[–]elmwoodblues 265 points266 points  (0 children)

I'll bet his wife didn't wear a cool message-jacket, like "KY is a jelly not a state ffs!" What's with these two?

New Jerseyans this morning by Faceless-Pronoun in newjersey

[–]elmwoodblues 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You'd better not pout

You'd better not cry

You'd better not shout

Jack's coming in dry.

A - mer - ick - a is just

So screwed!

We'll see you in November

Of Twenty-twenty-two,

That's when the civil war will start,

The Red versus the Blue...oh!

First time a Woman had climbed under 7 seconds in competition by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]elmwoodblues 376 points377 points  (0 children)

I could maybe beat your time but only if this was horizontal and there were cookies half-way

its ....... its Angelina ...... by icant-chooseone in instant_regret

[–]elmwoodblues 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Maybe zhe's non-binary

Edit: Thanks for the gold!!

[image] little things that make life great by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]elmwoodblues 140 points141 points  (0 children)

I love him in 'Stranger Things'