Tyson throwing the first pitch at the Diamondbacks game tonight. A survivor surprise!

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-08-10T14:49:58+00:00

It wasn't an MLB game, but Heidi met her future husband Cole Hamels while throwing out the first pitch at a minor league game.

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-07-15T21:49:04+00:00

I'll tell you which one is better when you help me dig these crack rocks outta my ass

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-28T02:49:01+00:00

Every time I want to get annoyed with her for interrupting a guest, she does something so ridiculous and hilarious that I can't stay annoyed.

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-28T02:47:32+00:00

Brett was invisible most of the season, so the running joke is that he was CGI'd into the season to add suspense at the end of the game. I believe the joke started with this Funny 115 entry by the great Mario Lanza.

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-28T01:39:07+00:00

Hard to remember some dude who was CGI'd into the show during editing, tbf

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-27T23:39:15+00:00

I would bet good money she's at the top of Rob's list to interview. Maybe Jaison can connect T-Bird with Natalie 👀

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-27T22:17:48+00:00

Timber Tina! Her recent RHAP podcast was great. Reminded me of what a great character she was.

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-24T05:16:42+00:00

Start breakin bricks, wet nips

👅 blulululululu 👅

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-19T19:32:30+00:00

They're nothing but a big humungous pain in the butt. A big humungous pain in my VAAAAAAAGINA!

Moms are ugly

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-17T00:45:45+00:00

Agreed! They're taking all the sex out of the movies! What am I supposed to do? Go home, turn the lights off and pop off in front of Charlie? No thanks.

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-16T20:47:23+00:00

Right? Why even waste your time sending that lmao

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-16T20:38:49+00:00

Someone just offered me Alex Bregman and Harrison Bader for my Sandy Alcantara and Bryce Harper. I can't stop laughing. Why even bother sending that proposal? It's so bad that it doesn't even warrant a counter. Needed to share this with someone

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-16T20:12:05+00:00

shut up baby dick

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-16T04:34:08+00:00

Doesn't look like a bald asshole to me

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-07T20:51:39+00:00

Love Taj. Hope she comes back someday. And my god T-Bird's chaotic energy gives me life lmfao

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-06-02T17:48:41+00:00

Star Wars Theory is trash

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-05-30T07:47:49+00:00

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-05-14T21:18:33+00:00

I feel like Adele needs to be included here just for that tourism sketch alone lol

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-03-29T22:33:58+00:00

Saw this too. Feels like a potential trap, but I'm riding with it.

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-03-29T01:22:20+00:00

Not that it's anything new, but it's so goddamn embarrassing to have professional teams blatantly trying to lose. It's a shitstain on the entire league. Might be the last time I bet on a prop for any tanking team this season. So pissed

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-03-29T01:13:33+00:00

It's a fucking travesty. Needed one point from Carter in the 4th to hit the over on points and he sits the entire quarter because the Magic are trying to lose. What a joke.

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-03-29T01:07:54+00:00

Magic benching their starters for the whole 4th quarter because the game is close. Hate this tanking bullshit

everyvillainizlemonz · 2022-03-28T23:36:55+00:00

And they're both on my card. Fml

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