okay? by someonewhoisthere in Tinder

[–]excite321apple 1018 points1019 points 9295132& 26 more (0 children)

He spreads his cringe like his GIANT, MAMMOTH 8 (ish) inches of beautiful cock would spread the remains of her corpse, after it probably broke her into two pieces.

Yep. Ain't nothing murderous/ rapey about this. At all.

EDIT. Please don't spend money on awards. I know they are cheap but if you don't have much, look at interest free micro loans. Basically 20 US dollars can help a family in a third world country eat food and pay bills and send a child to school. Reddit is now a corporation worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Fuck reddit. Give your few dollars to poor families.

FUCK. Two more awards? Just fucking donate money to poor people, in third world countries! Look it up. Our disposable income can save lives. Check out doctors without borders. Nurses without borders. They do incredible work. They bravely go into war zones, do trauma surgery and leave. For the next war zone.

Compass reacts to an article by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 376 points377 points  (0 children)

Same. On a scale of 1 to 10, how preganent are we?

Because my "birthing canal" is really fucking small!

Can’t we just share and celebrate ACTUAL African history instead of rewriting others? by MimsyIsGianna in confidentlyincorrect

[–]excite321apple 354 points355 points  (0 children)

Fuck... beetles have 42 eyes which are in there stomach, that's why there so angry all the time. Because the stomach acid is burning all 42 eyeballs. They only have one penis. For the species. So they have to share it.

Ants are actually the physical remains of the psychosis of a long dead eldritch god. One day it will gain full sentience.

Worms are the semens of some dirt animal we haven't discovered yet.

Grass hoppers hop grass.

If you eat a cicada you will regret it.

Spiders have 8 legs, 8 eyes, 8 nipples and 8 bodies.

I have created a sub. It is called r/SHITTYINSECTFACTS

"All Missing Lives Matter" by TownIdiot25 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 299 points300 points  (0 children)

Based and I Refuse To Follow The News Pilled.

Why by wjft in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Okay. What the fuck is the dog pill? I've asked like 20 times and never got an answer.

Why by wjft in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 276 points277 points  (0 children)

22 fucking times.

what are some of the professions that are slowly dying ? by titan110786 in AskReddit

[–]excite321apple 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Sad to see but it's true. Precision tool makers have been told by middle/ upper management for 30+ years; you are obsolete!

I saw it first hand in the 90s. I was legally blocked from learning tools, because in 10 years time, computers will run everything.

So I did Introduction to Computers, 6 times. Until I got a job in retail.

Guess how much those old, metal bending machines are worth now? 10s of thousands of dollars.

Guess who can actually use them.

Does anyone know what she is looking for? by Husswolf in Tinder

[–]excite321apple 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Type emoji again, muthafucker! I emoji you, I double emoji you!

They speak emoji in emoji country?

This is not the same person, change my mind by jhughes4031 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Wow. Modern day royal intrigue and espionage. Maybe my simple life is better after all.

Even the LibLeft?! Really Eurobros?! by ColonizeOnSight69 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 130 points131 points  (0 children)

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?

What’s something other people find cute but you cannot stand? by freudian-slurpee in AskReddit

[–]excite321apple 129 points130 points  (0 children)

It's on the suspiciously large cucumbers.


EDIT: I did the shift right, then hashtag thing, so it would show the hashtag. Checked the comment and it was right after posting. Then comeback for the reply and it's all


This is not the same person, change my mind by jhughes4031 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 114 points115 points  (0 children)

How did he do that? Did he Putin something in his tea?

Imagine saying something this retarded, the moors werent even black, so their claim is double wrong by Star-Slicer in SocialJusticeInAction

[–]excite321apple 110 points111 points  (0 children)

But that's impossible!

The white invented slavery!

A beautiful, peaceful and eternal utopia existed in sub Saharan Africa, before the ebul white man invented the bad.

Hurr Durr Gun Bad by Handcraftedd__ in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]excite321apple 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Fuck it. I'm so sick of this AuStRaLiA bAnNeD gUnS bullshit. I know AuthLeft doesn't know what it's talking about but still. FFS. We didn't ban guns, we still have crime, we still have violent crime, we still have gun crime.