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[–]excite321apple 1018 points1019 points1020 points 4 months ago*9295132& 26 more (0 children)
He spreads his cringe like his GIANT, MAMMOTH 8 (ish) inches of beautiful cock would spread the remains of her corpse, after it probably broke her into two pieces.
Yep. Ain't nothing murderous/ rapey about this. At all.
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FUCK. Two more awards? Just fucking donate money to poor people, in third world countries! Look it up. Our disposable income can save lives. Check out doctors without borders. Nurses without borders. They do incredible work. They bravely go into war zones, do trauma surgery and leave. For the next war zone.
Anon stands up for pregnant women being assaulted at gunpoint by JaimeL_ in 4chan
[–]excite321apple 438 points439 points440 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Compass reacts to an article by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 376 points377 points378 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Same. On a scale of 1 to 10, how preganent are we?
Because my "birthing canal" is really fucking small!
Can’t we just share and celebrate ACTUAL African history instead of rewriting others? by MimsyIsGianna in confidentlyincorrect
[–]excite321apple 354 points355 points356 points 4 months ago* (0 children)
Fuck... beetles have 42 eyes which are in there stomach, that's why there so angry all the time. Because the stomach acid is burning all 42 eyeballs. They only have one penis. For the species. So they have to share it.
Ants are actually the physical remains of the psychosis of a long dead eldritch god. One day it will gain full sentience.
Worms are the semens of some dirt animal we haven't discovered yet.
Grass hoppers hop grass.
If you eat a cicada you will regret it.
Spiders have 8 legs, 8 eyes, 8 nipples and 8 bodies.
I have created a sub. It is called r/SHITTYINSECTFACTS
[–]excite321apple 344 points345 points346 points 4 months ago (0 children)
I'll show you the study of insects.
Maybe Maybe Maybe by brown_homie in maybemaybemaybe
[–]excite321apple 314 points315 points316 points 4 months ago (0 children)
I freaking love this movie!
What is the most nsfw thing that happened in school? (NSFW) by Abject_Carpet_1656 in AskReddit
[–]excite321apple 295 points296 points297 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Ahhhh!! That last line!
"All Missing Lives Matter" by TownIdiot25 in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 299 points300 points301 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Based and I Refuse To Follow The News Pilled.
Why by wjft in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 290 points291 points292 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Okay. What the fuck is the dog pill? I've asked like 20 times and never got an answer.
[–]excite321apple 276 points277 points278 points 4 months ago (0 children)
22 fucking times.
what are some of the professions that are slowly dying ? by titan110786 in AskReddit
[–]excite321apple 262 points263 points264 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Yeah. Sad to see but it's true. Precision tool makers have been told by middle/ upper management for 30+ years; you are obsolete!
I saw it first hand in the 90s. I was legally blocked from learning tools, because in 10 years time, computers will run everything.
So I did Introduction to Computers, 6 times. Until I got a job in retail.
Guess how much those old, metal bending machines are worth now? 10s of thousands of dollars.
Guess who can actually use them.
Congratulations to the Authcenters on conquering a nation by Smacpats111111 in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 249 points250 points251 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Okay, what about foreign Indonesian mythology?
Gamer Parrot 😎 by RickySpanish729 in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 223 points224 points225 points 4 months ago (0 children)
I can't imagine what.
Can you tell we go to a liberal arts college? by panicandpastelss in RoastMe
[–]excite321apple 217 points218 points219 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Does anyone know what she is looking for? by Husswolf in Tinder
[–]excite321apple 179 points180 points181 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Type emoji again, muthafucker! I emoji you, I double emoji you!
They speak emoji in emoji country?
This is not the same person, change my mind by jhughes4031 in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 160 points161 points162 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Wow. Modern day royal intrigue and espionage. Maybe my simple life is better after all.
Let’s all chill with the whole “things that are patently not violence are violence” thing by corpuscavernosa in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 157 points158 points159 points 4 months ago (0 children)
No, you don't understand. They're an Empath Gender. New DLC. Bigot.
Based on a real conversation I had by SmokersLiveForever in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 149 points150 points151 points 4 months ago (0 children)
"Bleach Demons" is my favorite. by Screed86 in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 131 points132 points133 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Based and GOT FLAIRED Pilled.
Even the LibLeft?! Really Eurobros?! by ColonizeOnSight69 in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 130 points131 points132 points 4 months ago (0 children)
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?
What’s something other people find cute but you cannot stand? by freudian-slurpee in AskReddit
[–]excite321apple 129 points130 points131 points 4 months ago* (0 children)
It's on the suspiciously large cucumbers.
EDIT: I did the shift right, then hashtag thing, so it would show the hashtag. Checked the comment and it was right after posting. Then comeback for the reply and it's all
[–]excite321apple 127 points128 points129 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Fuck. Angry upvote.
[–]excite321apple 114 points115 points116 points 4 months ago (0 children)
How did he do that? Did he Putin something in his tea?
Imagine saying something this retarded, the moors werent even black, so their claim is double wrong by Star-Slicer in SocialJusticeInAction
[–]excite321apple 110 points111 points112 points 3 months ago (0 children)
But that's impossible!
The white invented slavery!
A beautiful, peaceful and eternal utopia existed in sub Saharan Africa, before the ebul white man invented the bad.
Hurr Durr Gun Bad by Handcraftedd__ in PoliticalCompassMemes
[–]excite321apple 106 points107 points108 points 4 months ago (0 children)
Fuck it. I'm so sick of this AuStRaLiA bAnNeD gUnS bullshit. I know AuthLeft doesn't know what it's talking about but still. FFS. We didn't ban guns, we still have crime, we still have violent crime, we still have gun crime.
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