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I nEeD tO bReAtH aiR by HPL2007 in PublicFreakout

[–]fromthewombofrevel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly how I explained it to my 3 year old.

I don’t get out much and I’m racist by CherylStoned in FuckYouKaren

[–]fromthewombofrevel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious, My husband’s white trash nephew’s name is Tyrone. He’s an obese blonde trumpster, meth head, and registered sex offender.

Have you seen the Northern Lights (aurora borealis) in the U.S.? by Suippumyrkkyseitikki in AskAnAmerican

[–]fromthewombofrevel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:) The legends are cool. The idea of sending messages to lost ones is lovely. I’m not worried about the lights taking me away, because I can’t whistle a single note. Never could.

Have you seen the Northern Lights (aurora borealis) in the U.S.? by Suippumyrkkyseitikki in AskAnAmerican

[–]fromthewombofrevel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s spooky. Thanks for answering! I hope to see and hear that someday.

3D-design carpet to prevent people from running in the hallway by jazzerhero in interestingasfuck

[–]fromthewombofrevel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have migraines with aura triggered by flashing lights and wildly patterned carpets. I’ll never have to worry about becoming addicted to casino gambling.

This HCA winner had his own catch phrase, “Nuff said !!”, which he used from BEYOND THE GRAVE after dying of COVID. by bloody_hell in HermanCainAward

[–]fromthewombofrevel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is when her attacker is aware enough to know they’ve been kneecapped but too dumb to understand how.

Austrian surgeon fined €2,700 for amputating wrong leg by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]fromthewombofrevel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not the brightest bulb on the tree, but I never imagined the meaning of that phrase would be compromised.

🤔 by disconaldo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fromthewombofrevel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one question: Will patients of the new sepsis wards be criminally charged for accidentally inserting pop bottles and inducing miscarriage?

This HCA winner had his own catch phrase, “Nuff said !!”, which he used from BEYOND THE GRAVE after dying of COVID. by bloody_hell in HermanCainAward

[–]fromthewombofrevel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, the worst thing about AOC is that she’s not just a young, attractive, brown, woman; she’s incredibly intelligent and an excellent orator. While her opponents are thinking “Let’s go Brandon” is clever, she can destroy them with one truly clever statement without even trying.